Pumpkin Patch
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail. Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's . . . just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'" |
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Arvon:
Pumpkin Patch In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. <hr></blockquote>It's bad enough that he even did that, but that part just adds insult to injury. |
Dude! That's funny! :D
"What do you mean I'm humpin' a pumpkin??" Hee, that sounds cool... HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA (HIDEOUS LAUGHTER) ;) :D |
LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? Thats really disgusting however heh... Poor fella, could not get any from his girlfriend...
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Durwyn:
[QB]LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? QB]<hr></blockquote> I'm hoping they're large bananas! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
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