If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
You'd make a lovely corpse!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?
Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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Excuse me, are you reading that book you are sitting on.

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Lol, nice one Arvon http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif I'm curious though - where do you get all your humor from? From millions of those forwarded emails, I'll bet http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

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Ciao!

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Eeeek, you've got a dead rat on your head. Oh sorry, that's your hair.

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JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

Forest runner and first gnomish demiranger-protector with slightly rougueish tendencies and a natural dislike for Aerie

LMAO!
*Legolas needs to catch his breath before finishing the sixth line*
*and again two lines later*

These are great! Best ones I've heard yet http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of the now opened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Recruiter of Rangers

Me? troll? Not on your nelly http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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Later,

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Arvon's been a gem to this board today! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Here's a few I tried:

* Oh! Is that you? Sorry 'poochie', off the dinner table.
* I'd pay for your holiday - but I'm too lazy to get the doctor's form.
* You're wonderful, it's a "wonder" you're here at all.
* If God made you, you must've been a Sabbath exception.
* You mean to tell me you actually have a life!!
* I dunno when's your birthday - the test tube slip got lost.

Again, gem you are! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by Wah (edited 10-30-2001).]