I didn't dare post this under the BGII forum, but I thought it would be fun to see how different players thought of the NPCs ONLY BY EXAMINING THEIR EXCREMENT!

Pardon me, I caught that CAPS LOCK bug that's going around. Pick one character and go with it. I'll start...

Aerie: A soft and rather slender stool, but she whines like its a frozen meat loaf while it's coming out. Light in color except for the occasional circus peanuts, and she always tilts way forward before she goes, hoping she can make it "fly".

Next...

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and the flaming sword turning every way, guards the tree of life.

Ladyzekke pokes her head in, see's what's going on, and quickly runs away.

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Wierdass poo lovers http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/puke.gif

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FAIR DINKUM!

Well. . . this is a little too weird for me.

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That's quite disgusting, Zateel. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...s/rolleyes.gif You might find this topic freefalling pretty quickly I'm afraid...

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[This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 03-16-2001).]

Oh come on now! I've read the same threads about "use Korgan, he's good" and "Don't use Anomen, he's not any good" a zillion times. I was just trying something different. So no one out there is going to write about Jan Jansen's Hemerriodo-Mate turnip turd or Kangaxx's dusty "what's really in that phlactery jar when you're locked in a crypt 5000 years without a bathroom" poop?

I thought you people were more creative.

Hey, no-one said you couldn't try, I just think it's not the most...attractive... topic to post about. But that's just me.

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We are creative, not disgusting http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

Do you have a wierd poop fetish http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...les/ponder.gif



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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear ignorant,
than open it and remove all doubt!

No, no poop fetishes here.

Never mind. Anyone else who clicks on this topic, just back out without replying, that way the post will go on down, so no one else is offended. Just trying to liven up the forum, didn't mean to "stink" it up.

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and the flaming sword turning every way, guards the tree of life.

Keep posting Zateel, I think its funny as hell! Trust me, we get FAR worse at work.