Greetings, all [img]smile.gif[/img]
Let me set the scene... it's Christmas morning, and the whole family is over at your house to open presents. Parents, grandparents, in-laws, nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles... the works. You get down to one final gift to open, one with no nametag on it, but everyone says it's yours. You open it and find... what? I need to compile a list of horrendous Christmas gifts by tonight. I'm looking for ideas... what are the worst gifts you've ever gotten or could imagine getting? Some thoughts to start... A fruitcake-of-the-month club subscription A six-pack of edible undies What else could be there? Any thoughts? Thanks! |
A book of coupons to places you'll never go,like "Bob's house of pancakes and transmission repairs".
Interesting topic Bungleau, is there some special reason you need the list? |
A knitted wooly jumper (sweater if your American) *shivers*
--Kestrel-- |
pink socks?
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Food Packs...
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A Christmas card. :D
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Karaoke DVDs.
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Thanks for the suggestions [img]smile.gif[/img] I need them for a Toastmasters meeting tonight... I'm the topicmaster, which means I get to ask everyone a question and they have to respond in about a minute. It's quite challenging, but a lot of fun, too.
Any and all suggestions are welcome... pathetic gifts, things you wish you'd never see again, things that are too embarrassing to think about... |
Fake-boobs you can drink beer out of.
A metal sigarette case with no flip-top. A flask with no cap. A silent spoon. 3D goggles with the colors orange and yellow. Disney-socks. (this is really hard-core man) The Constitution of the United States written mirrored. A plastic cap to make you look bald. A rubber golfclub. A hat with a beercan-holder and straws attached to it. A shiny armor made from bottlecaps. An advanced Origami workbook. Foamy toothpaste. Balloons with tiny holes in them. An action figure of Abraham Lincoln with Kung-Fu lips. A ninja outfit one sizes too small. A candy watch. A huge framed picture of yourself standing next to Madame Toussauds D. Hasselhoff. A ticket to see yesterdays football match. Rent a book from the library and wrap it up. And empty Video2000 tape. Pokon. Weird, I can't think of anything else right now... |
Great list, Zuvio! In fact, you've given me some ideas for some other people... :evilgrin:
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