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Ronn_Bman 09-21-2004 04:58 PM

I thought mine had been as mad as possible, until I saw this...

Quote:

Woman rips off husband's testicles

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.

Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman but

she was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger.

The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her,

which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing

charges.


Timber Loftis 09-21-2004 05:01 PM

I love her, but in that instance I would kill her. Simple as that. And, if I'm sitting there holding my separated scrot in my hand when the police showed up, I think I'd have a good self defense claim.

Gawd -- even if he did cheat, it's just sex for crying out loud.

Arledrian 09-21-2004 05:10 PM

I'm not surprised the guy isn't pressing charges. What are the chances of her getting any more funny ideas the second she learns of her husband informing the police? Damn son, doesn't bear thinking about. [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Gangrell 09-21-2004 06:00 PM

(Any other guys squirm when they read this? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] )

I'm with Timber on this, if that part of my body gets detached, the person that did it will cease to exist.

(Whats with all these articles about a guy getting his equipment ripped off? Is it the new revenge of the millennium?)

johnny 09-21-2004 06:03 PM

You gotta admit... that woman has some balls. :D

Sythe 09-21-2004 06:53 PM

ROFL nice one Johnny! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah 09-21-2004 08:58 PM

Yes, much squirming invloved. Actually wimpered, as well.... :eek:

The Hierophant 09-21-2004 09:16 PM

*sigh* Y'see fellas? Spare the backhand, spoilt wife. This guy is obviously whipped to the extreme. She literally takes his manhood from him and still he refuses to take action. Even when he DID have attached testicles, you could hardly call this guy much of a man [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img]

Kakero 09-21-2004 09:49 PM

Hope they already have children before she took off his little brother. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lauren 09-21-2004 09:58 PM

Ouch!
I don't think I could ever do that to a guy... but you'd have to be pretty strong to do that.
But why would you automatically go to grab a guys scrotem when your angry, wouldn't you be wanting to punch him instead?


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