Fish and Chips

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and
requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for
dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever
tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She
was met by two of the Brothers. The first one says, "Hello, I
am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted
to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the
best I've ever had! Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so--I am the chip monk."

LOL cool ! :D

<font color="#ff6666">Ugh!!! heheheh </font>

*cringe*

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*snicker* Is this Texan humour? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D It´s so boring it´s funny... ;)

oh dear........

:D

chipmonk thats terrible, but amusing.

Actually, I read it as "Cheap Monk", a reference to their vow of immaterialism?

In any case, *GROAN*.

That has got to be the SINGLE worst pun I have ever had the dubious privilege of reading.

Eccch! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] And right after lunch, too, LOL!

-Sazerac