*RudeDawg is planting his tongue FIRMLY in his cheek*

Folks have been askin: "How does the Dawg treat the women in his life"

Not to brag or anything (y'all know I don't like to brag) but I know how to treat the ladies. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

I'll show you what I mean: A typical date with the Dawg ain't your average dinner-and-movie deal. Oh no. I go all out, baby. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

First I drive up in my tricked out '82 Datsun hatchback with my ABBA eight track blasting. I honk twice. When she comes out I immediately shower her with compliments: "Girl you smell nice. What is it, Lady Speedstick?" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Then we hit a drive thru where I super-size our extra value meals without even asking her. This always impresses the honeys. It says, "Hey, for you I'm going first class." http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/coollook.gif

Then, after she pays the tab, we're headed for my favorite sports bar to catch the NBA finals. Woo hoo! Pass the beer nuts, babe! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

*RudeDawg ducks and Weaves his way to the door*


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Last of the big time spenders here! Eh. Rude you are making the rest of us guys
look bad. See Reeka what I was saying last night about the other 99%.

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Sir Taliesin

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If they take my gun can I still use my Axe?

Yep, Sir T! You are right. Definitely, in the 99th percentile!

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O_H_F

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[This message has been edited by Reeka (edited 06-17-2001).]

Hey buddy didn't I tell you not to give our secrets away.
I can put those in a book and sell it for some serious money.
and here you are giving the information away for free.

Hey, Sir T, another one in the 99th percentile!

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O_H_F

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Usually cause the women fit in the same cateogory.....granted there are those exceptional 1 percent....

How sweet. Saying that I am in the exceptional 1 percentile!

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O_H_F

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Well you are defenitely there....
let's just see if you can remain there... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Bourbon (edited 06-17-2001).]

Of course I will, oh, you of little faith! I will always be exceptional in some way.

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O_H_F

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Rudedawgs ears pick up to that line