Welcome To The ORT Building! Post And Make Demands!

Ground Floor: Security
1st Floor: Entrance Hall
2nd Floor: ORT Lounge (Acsess Required)
3rd Floor: Interrigation Rooms(Acess Required)
4th Floor: To Rent
5th Floor: To Rent
Roof: BBQ Terrace!!!

B1: Store Rooms (Acsess Required)
B2: Hostage Keeping Facilities (Acsess Required)

Please Enjoy Your Stay!

ORT MEMBERS ONLY!



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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
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Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

How much is the rent for the fourth floor? I want to hire it just for the friday nights..

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I am committed to restore your faith in extreme violence...

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

That's the spirit! Now that we have our own building we shall be INVINCIBLE!

Btw, the 5th floor has just been turned into the HADB HQ, it is no longer for rent.

Btw(again) what's my official rank within the ORT?

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Worshipper of Tiax.

Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

Member of the HADB clan.

http://www.dabros.net/images/tcampbell/hadb5.jpg

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy

General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department and Jumprope Compound in the IW Peacekeeping Force.

Official IW Negotiator(When not siding with the hostage-takers).

ORT member.

I've also got a pretty long sig.

Ground Floor: Security
1st Floor: Entrance Hall
2nd Floor: ORT Lounge (Acsess Required)
3rd Floor: Interrigation Rooms(Acess Required)
4th Floor: To Rent
5th Floor: HADB HQ
6th Floor: Beaumanoir/OTP/Davros Offices (High Security)
Roof: BBQ Terrace!!!

B1: Store Rooms (Acsess Required)
B2: Hostage Keeping Facilities (Acsess Required)

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I dont know, But We Do Need A Head Of Security!!!

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*Beaumanoir Walks In, And Catches The Lift Up To The ORT Lounge, He Swipes His Keycard And Sits Down, and Sits In His Fluffy Throne With His Bunny Slippers On Eating A Nutella Sandwich*

<font color="Red"> Hey Neb! Whassup? Come! Sit Down! Enjoy Are New Building!!... Oh Hang On... Link Is In The Reception</font>

*Travels Down The Stairs To Meet Link*

<font color="red"> Hey Link, How Can I Help?? Friday Nights Huh? Hmmm, I Suppose You Can Have The Roof Terrace On Friday Nights If You Want... The Carge Is One Tub Of Nutella For Each Person That Goes up... Ok?? Deal! </font>

*Turns And Goes Back To The Lounge And Talks To NEB About Various Things*


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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
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Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

(Just a little info, the SPORT building is just across the street frmo the ORT building, within range of sniper rifles and rocket launchers, maybe even a thrown handgrenade if you're good at throwing, it's not nearly as luxurious as ours and the area around it is littered with beer cans and cold half-eaten pizza slices, also remember that we've got a rooftop pool next to the BBQ area on the roof.)

Neb High-Fives Beau and throws him a nutella sandwich, he bites into a juicy orange and says to Beau, "So, how's it goin'?"



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Worshipper of Tiax.

Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

Member of the HADB clan.

http://www.dabros.net/images/tcampbell/hadb5.jpg

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy

General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department and Jumprope Compound in the IW Peacekeeping Force.

Official IW Negotiator(When not siding with the hostage-takers).

ORT member.

I've also got a pretty long sig.

<font="red">Please, Please... Call Me Binky!!</font>

*While Talking To Neb, Suddenly realises something and runs off to the elevator, presses the <font color="Cyan">6</font> Button and zooms to his office, after his retanal scan he jumps in, opens his filing cabinet, and pins his Melusine Wall-Poster On The Back Of His Door*

<font color="red">'Phew'... Nearly Forgot The Best Bit!!!!</font>

*Runs Back Down Stairs To Neb*

<font color="red">Hmmm, You Dont Say... Theres Only One Thing For It!!! Steal The Pizzas!!!</font>

*Just Before He Leaves On His Covert Operation He Turms And Says To Neb*

<font color="red">So, Do You Want To Be Head Of Security Round Here?</font>

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
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Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads



[This message has been edited by Beaumanoir (edited 09-30-2001).]

*There Is A Big Bang Across The Streets And Beaumanoir Bursts Into The Lounge*

<font color="Red"> I Got Them!! But Them Freaks Over At Sport Have Got Anchovies On The Pizzas!! Yuck!!, Well, We Can Always Pick Them Off</font>

*Beaumanoir Picks Them Off And One By One, Throws Them Into The Garden, Only For Them To Be Devoured By A Terrifying Monster....*

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...-mycat-anm.gif



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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

<font color="red">Well Neb, A Long And Glorious Day IT Has Been! But Now I Must Retire, I AM Wiped!!! Good Night, And See You Tomorrow!</font>

*Beaumanoir Pulls His Hat Over His Eyes, And Falls Asleep On The Couch*

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

After accepting the position of Head of Security of the ORT building, Neb goes to have a dip in the pool on the roof, as a practical joke he fills it with piranhas and waits for the next person to take a dip.
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Worshipper of Tiax.

Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

Member of the HADB clan.

http://www.dabros.net/images/tcampbell/hadb5.jpg

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy

General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department and Jumprope Compound in the IW Peacekeeping Force.

Official IW Negotiator(When not siding with the hostage-takers).

ORT member.

I've also got a pretty long sig.

[This message has been edited by Neb (edited 10-01-2001).]

<font color="red"> NEB? NEEEB?</font>
*Beaumanoir Calls As He Wakes Up*
<font color="red">Hmm, Where Is He??</font>
*Beaumanoir Sees The Nutella Stains On The Elavator Call Button, And Decides To Go To The Roof, HE Sees Him With His Pirahnas and the pool*
<font color="red">Neb! Tut Tut! How Dare You!!! Thats not very nice!! Well, No point putting a good joke to waste, lets keep them in till friday when Link comes here!</font>
*Beaumanoir And Neb Go And Sunbathe On The Deck Chairs By The Edge Of The Roof*


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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads