This time with a pop music band. The band is named Vanilla Ninja and consists of 4 lovely Estonian girls.

This band's pop chart winning streak begun in Germany and Austria but it'll only be a matter of time 'til they achieve success in France, Italy and maybe later even the USA(*cough*if we're lucky*cough*). [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

Phew, no mention of Britain there! :D

I didn't deem it necessary - Britain is already subjective to Estonian influence. :D

Can you please ask em to stay away from here ? We have enough of those hoochie girlie bands as it is already. Besides, we're still suffering from the Spice Girls. :D

Pictures please?

After 2 seconds Google search i find this pic! :D

http://akamai.tehnokratt.net/picture...llgarfield.jpg

Thanks Megabot! :D Another fancy image here:

http://www.vanilla-ninja.de/gallery/0201_b.jpg


Why on earth would you not want them? Girl bands rock.. visually. :D Especially Estonian girl bands since Estonian girls are naturally beautiful. :D


Actually, this is all just a diversion tactic. In just 6 months, Estonia will announce *another* Axis of Evil which consists of Latvia, Lithuania and Alaska. Then we shall launch a preemptive strike against Alaska because of their supposed ownership of WoMDs. We'll send 20000 soldiers so that then we could preserve democracy there.


That's when Vanilla Ninja comes into play: Then we'll occupy Latvia and Lithuania with the rest of the Estonian military, which would be 10000 soldiers.

http://www.ecmi.de/emap/pic/map_baltic.gif

Then the rest of the world won't be a problem. [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]


By 2025, we'll have conquered the rest of the world. Then you're gonna see.. lets see, 148 940 000 : 30 000, yes, you're gonna see an Estonian soldier for every 4964,66 sqare kilometres!


And the reason behind all that effort is to make all you guys eat Estonian food.. yes, that'll be mandatory. Also, Eurovision will be held in Estonia every year. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


(That was all a joke, sorry if you didn't get it. Must be my Estonian sense of humour :D )

[ 01-04-2005, 02:15 AM: Message edited by: uss ]

I dated all of them. They called me big daddy.

I just 'obtained' a couple of their tracks and I can't say I'm particularly excited about their arrival in Britain.

You know who else had a winning streak that begun in Germany and Austria?

THAT'S RIGHT!