Riiiiiiiiight.
I'll just be over here...My momma didn't raise no fools, never play darts with a Mage who brings his own darts, that's what she always told me!!
You know, Ladyz, houw would you like to move that ass of yours over here and play pool? (I can't believe I just said another ass joke)

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Man of Sweet Words and Heart Aflame
Keeper of the Heart of Charean
http://content.communities.msn.co.uk...ID_Message=143

Hmm. Guess I should make sure I specify things like that in the future. Living in southern MN is bad enough, I can't imagine living way up north...

Double in, double out, This is My house, you can go first


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Feel My Power

Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"

**bilqis moves her chair over near LadyZ and offers her donkey a handful of sugar cubes.** Why so quiet tonight LadyZ? Too much packing? I'm tired, so I admit to being rather boring. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...s/rolleyes.gif
Say, have you seen The.Relic? Is he trying to just slip away unnoticed? Does anyone have his email? We should all email him til he come back out of self-defense. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/heee.gif

oh shoooot! now I'm trapped by flood control! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...les/tongue.gif

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Thats ok, I can handle Johnny Mathis, let it not be said that LoA is a complete metalhead. Although OzFest is coming in July. Wanna see Ozzy with me Cloudy?

*Suddenly sits back down, holding his head.*

Uh, maybe I should sit this one out, Gray Mage?

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He http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/xyxwave.gif to LofA, Kdog, and GrayMage, and any other menfolk he missed while typing.
Before he can rush over and scoop up the lovely ladies LadyZ, and Cloudalicious and bilqis, in his traditional great big bear hug of greeting, LofA grabs him by the scruff of his neck dragging him back out the door of the Inn.
"Relic'll be back in a minute", LofA says as he dumps a 10 pound sack of lie soap into a 50 gal barrel of rain water, and uncerimoniously tosses Relic in head first. "He's gotta wash that Mindflayer stink off him, Sheesh, gonna scare away all my customers smellin like that"!
Smitten by
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Bilqis! I've got as much as I could save of the first part which was loose posts back and forth- that was the courtship of StormCloud/Cloudbringer and The Black Knight. It got eaten by the nasty ol ethermonsters of the old board..but lots of it survived in my archive...the other pieces I THINK I have. I may have to ask my Paladin for part 5(?).. I'll try to remember to put em together and send them. They are in WordPerfect 9( same as 7 and 8 for format), but you can convert if you have Word 97 or 2000. Otherwise, tell me and I can save em down a few pegs for you. I have Word 2000 on my machine, but I dislike the interface so don't use it much. I love WP, though. Email me to remind me if I don't send them by the end of the weekend!

Cloudy

Zeeke, when you get a chance, be sure to check out Charlie's Shite Equipment Shoppe. Guaranteed you'll find something completely useless...One of the best posts in the history of the forum, I still laugh my ass off when I read it!!


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Man of Sweet Words and Heart Aflame
Keeper of the Heart of Charean
http://content.communities.msn.co.uk...ID_Message=143

"OK sis, I'll <hic!> give it a try." *Ladyzekke kicks the shitebox and instantly, it raises it's glass console, snapping like jaws, and lunges towards Ladyzekke but cannot quite reach her as the cord is only 4 feet long.*

"Farging Bastaid! Did you see that CB?!! I think this Shitebox is possessed by Ozzy Demons!"

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