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Morgeruat 11-15-2001 10:00 AM

ok, I've seen a few of these around for specific characters (ie Minsc), and was wondering what everyone's favorite quotes were?

Mine is from Korgan, "Nay speak at me blackskin. If it moves Ah've killed it, but if it be drow... Ah've tortured it for days first.

Tarox 11-15-2001 10:41 AM

Yikes is sooooo many

Minsc is probably best char for witty comments

Refusing to release him from his cell right at the start is funny
and he breaks free from the bars and thinks you made him mad on purpose.....

"Ooh you are as smart as Boo sometimes"

Ha how honoured we are [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Byronas 11-15-2001 01:19 PM

I like when Minsc says "Oh, we are all heroes! You and Boo and I hamsters and Rangers everywhere rejoice!"
Isn't it great?

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hagimihale 11-15-2001 04:22 PM

My favorite is "don't teach my hamster to suck eggs". I spurted coffee all over my monitor when I first heard that one!

Zerthimon 11-15-2001 05:57 PM

From Edwin's dialogue with Viconia:

"This Thayvian male is a red blooded as his cloak, Viconia, and has left many a concubine *gasping* under his erotic onslaught."

-or-

From Korgan's dialogue with Mazzy:

"Be aware Mazzy of something long, hard, and low to the ground; you're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare, it was me ax I was referrin' to... It's a joke!"

Ha ha ha ha, Edwin and Korgan are lot funnier than that hamster-loving freak, IMO.

LennonCook 11-17-2001 01:58 AM

A dialogue between Keldorn and Yoshimo:
Y: Paladin Keldorn do you never sing in the order?
K: O the contrary There are many books in our library where young ssquires have writen songs in the margins
Y: Oh, realy, perhaps you could give me an example?
K: Yes, there is one that i used to sing at home, Always made my brothers laugh-
I knew a girl from a distant World,
Accross the Planar Deep,
And to her place to see he r face,
Accross the void id creep,

Though time.. Though time...
Oh, its been to long i realy cant remember...
Y: Though time went by,
And long i tried to satisfy my lust,
NOmatter where i touched her, Twas not enough,
To please my succubus

IS that it Keldorn??

K: Yes, Yes it is, Why how did you know??

Y: I was doing a little philosophy reading before i met up with (player characters name), Found it in the margins...
~~~~~

Or better yet, the poem the spectral\ harpist recites after killing Xzar:
And death shall come on wings of song,
A song of long and everlasting guile,
And in the end your end I wend,
And in the end a harp will Smile!

Kingenigma 11-17-2001 04:15 AM

I forgot, but is it about Jan and Keldorn???
Minor spoiler
Jan sings a song about Keldorn's mother and a flesh golem

Talthyr Malkaviel 11-17-2001 05:50 AM

I always like it in ToB where Jan calls Sarevok 'Binky', he gets pretty pissed off!!!
And of course, Minsc's 'The bigger they are, the harder I hit!'

Galadria 11-17-2001 07:13 AM

How about Minsc and Jan's dialog about Boo,ending with"He is getting portly, and besides, the crumbs make for an itchy bedroll.LOL

Jorath Calar 11-17-2001 07:17 AM

I like Irenicus's Line+"Must I be interrupted at every turn!?"


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