<font color="deeppink", Size="4">Welcome to the fifteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! My my, we are prolific aren't we! :D All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="fuschia", size="3">In an unlikely turn of events, Neb and TAO got sozzled. Cloudy and Galadria took advantage of them by decorating Neb's behind festively, and spraying on adhesive. TAO then unwisely went to sleep on his derriere, and they are now trying to get unstuck :D . Cloudy and Regin have also somehow got glued together, leaving Galadria, Avatar, Aelia and Scholarcs, and other assorted hangers-on, to try to look concerned [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

<font color="Pink">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby ;) .</font>

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted :D

<font color="skyblue">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion :D ). </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font>

[ 03-28-2002, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ]

*Locates a crowbar and tries to wrench TAO free*

ACK!!! ~WAPS NEB WITH THE CROWBAR~ THAT HURT!!!!

ACK!!! ~WAPS NEB WITH THE CROWBAR~ THAT HURT!!!!</font>[/QUOTE]Ack! That hurt too!

*thumps them both with a feather duster* Now calm down, both of you. I know, I know, it must be just awful for you TAO, Neb is a stinker isn't he? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Neb, what are you complaining about? TAO's a delightful person, just the type I'd want to be stuck to if I had to be :D . Now lets think rationally for a minute... hmmm, yes, now if someone could just grab Neb and put him in the vice, someone else can grab TAO. You may lose a little skin of course... :D

SOWWY, *EG* ~pats the growing lump on Neb's head~

HELP ME CLOUDY!! :D :eek:

Someone get some Universal Solvent! That'll get rid of the glue!

:eek: NO anything but THAT!!

~threatens Neb with a jar of ICYHOT towards his nether regions~ FIND a NICE way, or I'll......... :D

[ 03-28-2002, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Aaaaaaaargh! Okay! *grumble*

Well, this is a pickle isn't it? *unsuccessfully hides a giggle* I know! I once saw a show where two people glued their hands together and couldn't separate them, and had all sorts of trouble getting them apart, but then they realised it was because they didn't want to separate themselves that they couldn't let go. It was all psychological you see. Now, Neb, TAO. Is there anything you want to tell us? Could this be the beginning of something beautiful? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D