Right, welcome to the ORT Building and all that, no fancy introduction as the first post on this one since I can't copy Aelia's now that Larry's locked the last thread.

Anyway, the only thing that's been going on lately is that a bunch of people have started playing cards, TAOwolf and Dagorion have joined us and disrobed statues of Aelia, Galadria and Dragonmage have been build outside.

Enter, take off your clothes, and have fun

<font color="Plum" Size="4">Welcome to the Twelth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!
Statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage have been erected in front of the building. Ample drool drains have also been installed, but onlookers are advised to bring hankerchief.</font>


Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

<font color="Pink">This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.</font>

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

<font color="skyblue">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............</font>

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this


Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

[ 02-13-2002: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ]</p>

~starts a beautiful nekkied sketch of the card players~ :D

*Struts Into The New ORT Building*

Hey, Please! Don't Mention Cards! I Was Beat Last Night! :(

*Struts Up To His Office*

*Admires His Sexy Elflet Poster And His Mini-Galadria Statue*

*Struts Out And Locks His Door Behind Him*

*Struts To The Roof*

*Struts To A Sunbed*

*Lies Down And Opens A Pack Of Marshmellows*

*Casts: Summon Chocolate Dip And A Little Pot Of Chocolate Sauce Appears In His Hands*

*Then Realises... Why Am I Strutting Everywhere??*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by TAOWolf:
~starts a beautiful nekkied sketch of the card players~ :D <hr></blockquote>

*starts posing in various strange poses*
You like? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:


*starts posing in various strange poses*
You like? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

*Cringes At The Thought*

No! No We No Like!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:


*Cringes At The Thought*

No! No We No Like!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Really?
Then how about this one?
*stands like a handicapped chipmunk on a highway*

*Hopes And Preys That A Car Will Soon Come...*

well then, I'll just leave shall I?!
Is that the way you want it??
Nothing's good for you guys..
*packs a bag and ´walks out the front gates..
Returns two minutes later and throws himslef at Beumanior's neck*
I missed you *so* much!!
I'll never leave again, I swear!!

*Pats Regins Head*

There There, Its Ok... I Know You Won't Leave For Real... [img]smile.gif[/img] We Have The Marshmellows, So You'll Always Come Back. But Just In Case... *Clips A Necklace On To Regin* ... You Will Have To Wear This Iremoveable Shock Collar. It Activates When You Leave The Building, Or When I Press This Button! *Demonstrates, Sending A Few 1000 Volts Through Regins Body*