the original thread is here:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...10&t=001902&p=

the previous thread is here:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...;f=10;t=012492

<H2><font color="plum">Cloudy's Cafe</font></H2>

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Welcome to Cloudy's Cafe, a place to have a cup of coffee or a good
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The proprietor asks that you follow a few simple guidelines:

<H3>this is a real conversation zone, not a role-play zone</H3>

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* any topic is fair game, but keep posts to the standards that Ziroc has set for the entire forum, please (ie: foul language is not appropriate and things should be suitable for all audiences)
-a side note from Cloudy: I see this as a place for those short
conversations about a new baby or the latest soccer fiasco, not for things that are big enough to warrant their own threads, by all means give those things the space they need and post separately!

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Come on in! The bar is stocked with coffees, teas, juices and waters from around the world. And purple napkins, of course!

<font color="pink">The lighting is low, the golden oak counters and tables glow with inviting warmth. Near the window, the lighting is brighter, as comfy, plush leather armchairs wait for those who'd like to read a book while relaxing to music or just lazily watch the world go by.</font>

It's a miracle, the cafe's totally spamless right now!

6 minutes until 1st post? That really must be a new record ;)

Yes, it certainly is ;)
Definately one of my more dangerous stunts [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dangerous? How so? You had plenty of time to post. But I guess we, the jealous mob, could become hostile. Is that what you mean? [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D But think of Cloudy´s feelings. She adds a brand new Cafe and no one posts! I say be glad you posted. [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

[ 11-19-2002, 07:43 AM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

Hello All..I've come in to sit down and see why my shoe squeaks! [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[ 11-19-2002, 07:50 AM: Message edited by: Sir_Tainly ]

Ah, but there are countless things that could go wrong when you try to set a new record. A jealous mob would be the least of the dangers...
For example, only yesterday I nearly lost a finger trying to break the "most paper through the shredder" record, which I didn't succeed in breaking by the way. Ran out of paper after the first four sheets.
Anyway, very dangerous. But then that's what the public wants to see, eh?

LMAO! Alas, violence is growing more popular by the day. And I must say, I´m very sorry you didn´t manage to break that record. At least you set a new one today though. One that will earn you praise from generations to come! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you our all time slowest first poster of Cloudy´s *drumroll* Legolas! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Good morning Sir Tainly. Now why are you walkng with that gallant steed of your standing beside you? [img]tongue.gif[/img] And if your shoes are squeaking, it´s probably all the snow that´s causing it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ons/icon28.gif

Why thank you, I'd like to thank my friends and families, my fans and basically everyone who made it possible for me to have that slowest first post by not posting. Next time I'll try for seven minutes!
*crowd gasps*

Squeeking shoes eh? Don't get me started, I'm out on a special mission today so I can't afford them dragging me back to the asylum just yet ;)