Yeh, so I stole the idea from the silver river...sue me. [img]tongue.gif[/img] It's fun.

The rules are, you pick a member, and write a limerick about them. Be decent and friendly, alright people?

So:

Our Cloudy's a lovely storm queen,
She's never, ever been mean,
But don't dance on her tables,
It just isn't fables,
Since one did, he's never been seen!

ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-04-2002, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: Lioness ]

But what about members with names like Talthyr Malkaviel? Won't they get limericks after them too? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

There once was a Lady called Lioness
She beguiled and charmed all with her finesse
And at such a young age, she was all the rage
And made us all feel compelled to turn the next page [img]smile.gif[/img]

LOL! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

A charming ol' fellow, our Talthyr,
As noble a knight as you'll see,
We all love the mallows he makes here,
Eat or float on em with me!

So it wasn't a limerick. :D Oh well, I try my best.

There once was a lawyer called Talthy,
Whose friends once thought him mouthy.
He changed that whole scene,
Asking, "What do you mean?
I've heard what you said, and it's lousy."
Not very good, perhaps, but to the point, as a better poet once wrote.

The creative genius of the females here at Ironworks never ceases to surprise me.. :D :D

<font color=Orange>One for the knight...Please?</font>

<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> LOL! Well Nessie it seems that Reeka brings one from Here to TSR and you bring one from TSR o here :D ... Ok well Ill do one... and Goulum dont ASK for it to be done for you... If someone thinks you worhty they might do one for you ;)

Heres the one's that have been done about people on IW (From TSR):

One By Bardan About Reeka:

There once was a beauty named Reeka
You couldn't find anyone sweeter
She is happy and bright
and universally liked
And one lucky guy gets to meet her ;)

One by Bardan About Namlessone:

We have a young member who's Nameless
Whe it comes to spam he's quite shameless
He'll post and he'll post
Till his count is the most
But he will insist he is blameless.

One by The_Avatar about Me:

Glorfindel is our resident elf
His antics makes you question yourself
lots of posts he will make
so give him a brake
you'll find he grows onto ones self

One by Bardan about Jerome:

He's a great little guy is our Romey
He made Silver River his home-y
Tho he'd fallen from grace
He's now regained his place
Our paladin on his small poney.

ONe by Bardan about Nessie:

Jerome says she's got furry hips
And fangs to give you little nips
But hold off on the smiting
Lioness has flair for writing
And kind words never far from her lips.

One by LoA, I think its about Reeka [img]tongue.gif[/img] :

I saw in a pic down at Stealthies
That Reeka has a rack that is healthy
I said with a bellow
thats one lucky fellow
Bardan should consider himself wealthy

One by Bardan about Seph:

A stand-up young man is our Sephy
But he's getting a sword - is that healthy?
But i certainly doubt
That he'll swing it about
Or in court then we'll all get quite wealthy :D

One by NightFall about Nessie:

Lioness is oh so cute,
you'd think she'd be gentle.
But she's really a bit mental,
especially after you give her the boot.

[b] One by NightFall about me: {/b]

Our mascot is named Glorfindel,
he is always one to make a fire rekindle.
He is a master of spam,
and a very good ham,
Though, he can't wait to get old enough to break the adult section's dam.
In the meantime,
he posts like lightning,
making him seem a little bit frightening.
For instead of just his two cents,
he gives a dime,
and his signature makes a big time lag dent.

Ok that is all the ones from TSR that have been made about Members on IW :D .... now I gotta think up of some for people on IW so I can put some of MINE up here.... hmmm.. Ill do one about <font color="blue">Blue</font> for now:

My great chum is called Lady Blue,
I think she'd be cute in a too-too, ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
She's one that lots Admire,
and I dont think she'll ever tire,
of being really nice,
not even for a price,
I think she'll be a vet,
but wait I have'nt finished yet.

She loves to play her Sax,
but there is one thing she lacks,
She isnt Fully Aussie,
but we've got her a little possie.

So if she ever comes here,
We'll have to get in gear,
It'll be a big race,
To find her a nice Place.

So lets all give her a round of Applause,
Its for a good cause,
Cause makin her smile,
Is tha best thing by a Mile!

By Glorfy Publications, Australia. Pty. Ltd. [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

Yay! Im pretty proud of that one... every 2 lines Rhymed I think :D
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<font color="lawngreen" face="trebuchet MS"> It can be a Rhyme as well [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

SomeGuy

SomeGuy hey man dont poke me in the eye.
Hows the ghost house? Hey dont cry.
Theres only one thing you can do
call the Ghostbusters and the ghosts
wont no more bother you!

lol
Thats the best I could come up with