This joke has nothing to do with Christmas, so it seemed absolutely great and random to post it. :D
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive ! :D :D |
LOL, nice one :D
[ 12-21-2004, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] |
ROTFL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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LMAO, that was really really good ^_^
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Hehehehe, good joke man.
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Oh thanks! [img]smile.gif[/img] That had me laughing... and your right, I have heard a few too many Christmas jokes lately...
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heh! there was good. :D
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Very funny! ..hope wife doesn't read it!
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Hehe :D Very good!
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<font color="cyan">Excellent joke, truly...</font>
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