1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver?

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Death Waits 4 U ALL

Thank You DragonMage!

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You're The Best!!!!!

Mark

Good thread DragonMage! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Gave me a well needed, and I mean WELL NEEDED, laugh this evening! Thank you! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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You are all so welcome. I, myself, needed a good laugh after this harrowing week and I ran across LOTS of these that I've been collecting for years. When I feel things are getting a bit too heated up on other threads (one of which should be locked down right now in my opinion), I will throw a few more out! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

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Very funny! Thanks!

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Good ones....I like the comments about lawyers.

I apologize to all that will be offended BUT;

Why are lawyers and sperm alike? 1 outta 10,000 actually become humans.

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[This message has been edited by KHaN (edited 09-16-2001).]

Hell yeah! Throw up som, er OUT some more!
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Oh! Oh! I've got another one for lawyers.

What are 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? --- A good start!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
(And Dio, whereever you are, no offense! I can say this as I've worked for lawyers several times. A lawyer actually told me this one http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif!)

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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

*Newly abducted - er, inducted - member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair. Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy :nibbles: *

Hehehe, Whats going on tonight lohoclAfOdrol?



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