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Arvon 06-13-2005 06:47 AM

Generous Student

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers.

Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."

Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

Vaskez 06-13-2005 07:03 AM

hmm, hehe, he has a point :D

Lavindathar 06-13-2005 07:19 AM

<font color="cyan">Lmao!</font>

TiliaLyn 06-13-2005 08:22 AM

too funny. The other day my husband said he had given a homeless guy $5 only because his sign told the truth. Usually we see them holding signs "will work for food", "kids need food", things of that nature. He said this guys sign said "Need beer". So there it is, truth in advertising pays!

Lavindathar 06-13-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiliaLyn:
too funny. The other day my husband said he had given a homeless guy $5 only because his sign told the truth. Usually we see them holding signs "will work for food", "kids need food", things of that nature. He said this guys sign said "Need beer". So there it is, truth in advertising pays!
<font color="cyan">Lol, I bet that worked on loadsa people as well!!

He'll be the richest beggar out there!</font>

SomeGuy 06-13-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lavindathar:
<font color="cyan">Lol, I bet that worked on loadsa people as well!!

He'll be the richest beggar out there!</font>

Do you think he'll have enough money to own a two-story box?

Lord 06-13-2005 04:14 PM

hahhahaha

Mack_Attack 06-13-2005 04:29 PM

Good stuff. ;)

Sir Goulum 06-13-2005 07:49 PM

Hehe... good one, Arvon.

armageddon272 06-13-2005 10:09 PM

That was nice. Tilia, I remember seeing a beggar (and it's wierd enough seeing one in Maine in the first place) on the highway during a slow traffic (also something very rare in Maine) holding a similar sign. It said something along the lines of "I can't afford booze." Except there were some misspellings.


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