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Caine 10-28-2001 12:16 PM

Go and buy it,it stimulates the sex between you and Viconia and Jaheira

Grojlach 10-28-2001 12:17 PM

Erm... This is a joke I assume?

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Lord Exxon 10-28-2001 12:19 PM

And not a very good one!

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Caine 10-28-2001 12:20 PM

Who Knows it might, I mean it is called the OIL of speed not potion of speed if you know what I mean

ReGiN 10-28-2001 12:20 PM

Seriously...a joke?...you have worse sense of humour than Groucho Marx!

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ReGiN 10-28-2001 12:21 PM

Oh no offense to Groucho Marx, by the way!
I just don't like him...
guess I'm just plain stupidhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Caine 10-28-2001 12:24 PM

Not A DAMN joke this is just a thought about why its called the oil of speed and not the potion of speed
Goddamn

Caine 10-28-2001 12:25 PM

Ahem

Lets change the subject and forget about this

Dundee Slaytern 10-28-2001 12:26 PM

And here I thought he was going to extolls the benefits of drinking the Oil of Speed, grants an additional attack, increases movement rate and lasts a darn long time too.

But *gasp!*, I was wrong! I failed to see the other uses of this rather handy drink, why oh why did I not realise it had potential usage as an aphrodisiac! I am enlightened! I have 'learnt' to 'know'!

Why yes, I shall now drink and buy this potion in bulk to improve my character's digital sex life! Can you imagine how much this would improve the game? Wow!
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[This message has been edited by Dundee Slaytern (edited 10-28-2001).]

Caine 10-28-2001 12:29 PM

Even your little Pc needs some fun,I mean think about it,not getting any for a long time,when he does he needs some OIL to improve it.


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