Gambling Nude

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!"

Then she hollers..."YES! yes,! I WON! I WON!" Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves..

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Hehehehe :D That was Hilarious [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

LMAO, that was cool. :D

Except she picked up her own money and not the extras she supposedly won?

Heh that was pretty funny. I like it. :D

cute...

Ah finally a smart blonde. [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Pleasantly surprised this is not a typical dumb blonde joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL Good one!

My blonde wife loved that one!

Lol. TDC-your comment actually made me laugh more than the joke! LOL! That was great!

LOL (*'_')b !