Most are oldies...

Famous Last Words

"I'll get a world record for this."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I've seen this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"Let it down slowly."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"Nice doggie."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"That's odd."

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Now watch this..."

"What duck?"

"Rat poison only kills rats."
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LOL, loved those! Hilarous!
"Nice doggie." :D
"What duck?" - A classic!

Nice ones, really. I really like the cannibalism thing.

two others come to my mind
Who the hell OILED the liana? - Tarzan
Who put a violin in my violin case? - Al Capone

IMO the best was: The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.

check these in addition to Arvons's, (might not be as funny but oh well)

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

I know this great shortcut we can take.

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928.

I love you.
Spoken to the executioner.
Executed by injection, New York.
~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989.

I'm suprised no one has mentioned, "I wonder what this does..."

:D

In a study done, it was found that in almost all of the world, the last words uttered before a crash were an expletive, or exclamation.

In Texas, the last words, in 98% of cases, were, "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

:D

"It'll never happen to me."

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

"No worries, I'll just pull the emergency shoot."

"I'm sure we're high enough to bungee jump."

"I'm just gonna dive in and see how deep it is."