I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies.

*Acid Trip

*Alamir's Fundamental Theorem

*Anger God

*Animate Bread

*Anti-Magic Magic Missle

*Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)

*Bigby's Clenched Teeth

*Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand

*Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)

*Break the Wind

*Change Elf

*Charm Dead

*Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)

*Create Coat Hanger

*Cure Light Winds

*Cure Smoked Ham

*Deathwish

*Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)

*Detect Detect Spells

*Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')

*Detect Pervert

*Detect Self

*Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)

*Enlightening Bolt

*Enrage Dragon

*ESPN

*Evard's Blue Testicles

*Explosive Friends

*Globe of Vulnerability

*Guess Alignment

*Hair Extension I, II, III

*Heel

*Hold Bladder

*Hold Self

*Impress Plants

*Improper Suggestion

*Invisibility to Dead

*Irritate Self

*Kender Summoning I, II, III

*Knock Knock

*Legend Bore

*Leomund's Grass Hut

*Lightning Blot

*Locate Right Hand

*Maggot Missle

*Magic Gristle

*Mail of the Banshee

*Melf's Acid Trip

*Mildly Surprising Grasp

*Mistaken Identify

*Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)

*Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

*Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck

*Part Hair

*Phantasmal Fork

*Power Word, NO!

*Power Word, Puke

*Protection from Self

*Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)

*Remove Hand (yours)

*Reservation

*Resurrect Living

*Sheepskin

*Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)

*Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius

*Speak With Self

*Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence

*Teleport Without Destination

*Teleport Without Terror

*Tenser's Formatted Disk

*Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)

*Transmute Rock to Jazz

*Unseen Manservant

*Unseen Pervert

*Wall of Dog

*You Wish!

*ZX-Spectral Force

Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey
(101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)



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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Ooookaaay...ROFL!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif Where did you find this one? It´s wonderful.

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is in!

Lol! Where on earth did you find these? Power Word No! You have to love that one.

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Cool Quotes fantasy Collection

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Off to the Dr's office & to run errands...see you all later http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif

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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-21-2001).]

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gifI like "hold bladder"http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Calvin the bold http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/CALVIN.gif the malt beer lord is in!

ROFL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif those are hilarious...I sometimes wonder about some of those 'other' spells, why would mages only create 'useful' spells!

Another one that I thought of when I memorized finger of death was

fickle finger of fate

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

I went all the way down to number nine before I realized it was a joke...
I probably should not admit that, though...

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Loyal guardian of the OHF
Member of the Ancients' club

He he he he! hahahahaaha.... oh dear... sorry... those just really appeal to my sense of humour. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Thanks. That made me giggle.

hahaha http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.

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a bunch of long hairs.
trux

Not to mention dangerous!
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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Moni

Larry, I think it was "animate bread" that clued me in http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Moni, you have outdone yourself. Absolutely hilarious http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

*casts protection from self, teleport without destination*

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A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

LSHIC
(Laughed so hard I choked)

Glad you like them, Yorick! I wish I could take credit for their creation but I was just lucky enough to be able to bring them here. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

But as someone else mentioned it is all too possible they could be mages spellshttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
After all who could forget the Harpells and the famous Fog of Fate spellhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Not sure if these have been done before (bit sleepy) but:

Otiluke's Resilient Orgasm

Growth of Hair

Mordenkainen's Lubrication

Tenser's Floating Wig



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Lord Raptor's Site
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LS,
A bit on a more mature-rated scale aren't they?
I did edit a couple of the originals out to keep this thread clean.
Remember we have kids here. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Oh yeah, you forgot "Animate Head"

(making people talk in their sleep! What'd you think I meant?!)

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-22-2001).]

yes I admit that tears rolled down my face I laughed so hard. Of course i've had a few beers this evening...

Hello!? Is this thing on? YAY!!! I'm BACK!

How about "LSHIEM" (Laughed So Hard I Embarassed Myself!)

Note: In the presence of said dragon, I believe Bigby's Insulting Hand would substitute for Enrage Dragon rather well...

And, one addition to the list:

*Detect Wind: It's automatically cast, and you know it's in effect when you hear "OMG, what is that smell?"

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*squealing with delight*
DawnChaser!!!!!!!!!!!!! CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! Hugs Hugs Hugs!!!! It is so good to see you back!!!!
Too cool! I was just about to go to bed and was convinced to turn my PC on and check in here at IW one more time tonight. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
So glad I did! Aw, Now I can go to bed smiling!!!!
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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-22-2001).]

Heh Heh Heh! I had my best friend laughing so hard at these that he cried too! My fav by far has to be "teleport without destination"...I LMAO when Yorick used it with "Protection from self" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif



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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

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Another powerful combination (but may be considered a cut-the-cheese tactic):

Place three of the afore-mentioned "Tasha's Uncontrallable Hideous Flatulence"'s in a Major Smell Sequencer.

Tiax is so powerful he has all those spells memorised too, I wish he would stop using that damn knock knock spell, it get's annoying after you heard the same joke 50 times.

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Sigmar, member of clan HADB

My most powerful spell would be a combo: charm dead/invisibility to dead/explosive friends. Nothing says I love you quite like hot zombie shrapnel! Yowza! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif

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"Heads are gonna roll..."

Indeed http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Anger God pretty much gave it away for me
Although animate bread can be usefull some times http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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I´ll add another powerful combo: Hold moderator, then anger/flame memberhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Breach Forum followed by Tasha's Uncontrollable Spam

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Hot zombie shrapnel ROFL! Ew!
Most definitely wear your slicker when casting "explosive friends"!

Y'all are funny! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif

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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

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OMG!! Those were really hilarious, thanks Moni!!
One of the rare occasions where a post actually made me laugh out loud for real http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

*casts detect self, mistaken identity *

I didn't think we ever laughed out aloud Melusine.

*casts improper suggestion*

Why don't we go for a roll in th..... *casts hold self*

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Boo yah!!

OMG!!!!! Laughing like a hysteric here...don't ever do that again, you nasty green little man!! Owww....laughing do hard it hurts...this must be Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder then http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/spit.gif

Oh, and..... BooYah!!
Let's keep 'it' alive forever! *cackles madly* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 08-22-2001).]

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A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

Melusorick is back!! BOO-YA!
Sorry just had to do that he looks so funnyhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Always cracks me up.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Heh...thanks Azure..Hugh and I were under the impression that we were the only ones who thought Melusorick funny http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif...the rest was just annoyed (I particularly remember an instance were we pissed off Father Bronze and he had no idea it was us http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)

*snicker*


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the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Na Melusorick is a good laughhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

HAHAHAHA really? That's so funny! We thought it'd be all too obvious...when Hugh was here we just barged into this really serious discussion, dropped a fart and ran out again. Father Bronze was not amused....he thought we were a newbie. Still has me roaring with laughter!!

*we hit Azure on the scone and run out of the thread*
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Boo yah!!

So who controls Melusorick, Melusine or Yorick? Also I thought you were not allowed to have more then one username? Or was this a big friendly joke?

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Sigmar, member of clan HADB

We both have the password http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Well there was a Yoraine too once, it's just a joke.



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the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

LOLOLOLOL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Oh that is hilarious! On the scone yeah! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Very good http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... http://www.animfactory.com/animation...ing_lg_clr.gif

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Booyah, at your service my friend!

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Boo yah!!

LOL! OH MY! That cracked me up! Totally unexpected, I didn't even know you were still here. How funny! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... http://www.animfactory.com/animation...ing_lg_clr.gif

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!