I would really like some stories or songs I can use in the new campaign. Posts and links would be fine. I'm kind of struggling with his first name too. Thanks

Whats wrong with Bozo? And see the "Deck the Halls..." post.

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"Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh brave sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave sir Robin

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his penis split and his..."
(At this point the song is interrupted by Sir Robins comment "T-thats uhh... That's enough music for now lads." Improvise.)

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I did <u>not</u> write this. Please don't sue me.

[ 12-18-2004, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Iron Greasel ]

What about the 'Knights of the Round Table' Monty Python song, though i might not be so relevant.

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:

I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Others: Right, right....


Or if your character happens to be a lumberjack you could go for:

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

Taken from "Monty Python". I did not write this. Please don't sue me.

Hmm... I can offer you Dr Dre, or DMX lyrics... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What "Bling", "Gangta" and "Copkilla" stats does your Halfling have?

[ 12-18-2004, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

Geez, Sigmar what does that mean?

..and I'm looking for completely original songs, poems and stories please. Or at least very obscure.

I don't think you really want to know man [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Geez, Sigmar what does that mean?

..and I'm looking for completely original songs, poems and stories please. Or at least very obscure. </font>[/QUOTE]Bling: Charisma
Copkilla: Strength
Gangsta: The inverse of intelligence?

Am I right? :D

I was thinking along the lines of seperate, "unique" stats, but I suppose that's applicable yeah. :D

Ok then here he is:

<font color=00CCFF>Str: 9
Dex:13
Con:10
Int:17
Wis:13
Cha:16 </font>

<font color=CC99CC>I didn't take any of the sneaky thief stuff. That's not the way I want him. He has +7 reaction adjustment so people just take to him. I took the cryptographer kit so he's very much a traveler. He's neutral good. </font>