I prefer rugby to soccer. When soccer players start biting
each other's ears off again, maybe I'll like it better. —ELIZABETH TAYLOR Puck: A hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. —JIMMY CANNON Hockey's the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight. —FRANK DEFORD Lincoln went down in history as "Honest Abe," but he never was a jockey. If he had been a jockey, he might have gone down as just "Abe." —WILL ROGERS The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. —P.O. WODEHOUSE The English country gentleman galloping after a fox: The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. —OSCAR WILDE There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. —STEVEN WRIGHT There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home. —MARK TWAIN In literature, fishing is indeed an exhilarating sport; but so far as my experience goes, it does not pan out when you carry the idea further. —IRVIN S. COBB The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. —P.J. O'ROURKE I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. —ERMA BOMBECK |
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