The husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing his teeth.

"Oooh!" he would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work.

Suddenly, and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick.

Bewildered, the husband demanded, "What was that for?"

"I'm sorry," his wife replied stiffly, "but I just don't believe in sighing flossers."

Mneh... what?

I don't get it.

:confused:

[ 04-27-2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Lioness ]

sighing flossers....flying saucers

ROFLMAO!!! That is so sad that it has to be the funniest thing I have heard all day. :rolleyes:

[ 04-27-2003, 09:27 PM: Message edited by: Dagorion ]

*grooooooooooooooooooooan*

ok ok so that was a bad one,rofl
but ya read it,lol

*shakes head*
That was awful [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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*Ugh, killed by corn* [img]tongue.gif[/img]