Making an Impression


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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That is NOT true! We won't be impressed unless she also brings a bag of cheetos.

LOL
We men are happy with very little http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Dude, you're going to make them think I'm posting under more than one username.
Do you have cheetos in Spain?

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Well, you're not.

I don't know if they cheetos in Spain, but we have them here in Denmark, I prefer chips to cheetos however.

At last--a simple explanation for the differences between men and women......

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LOL

years ago it was Wine, Women, and song


now it's 3 B's
Booze, Broads, and Bangin'

boy things have changed

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lol well played

Do you know how you hurt their feelings when you say things like that. I'm covering my little cheetos' eyes right now so I can respond to your post. Chips are empty and meaningless compared to the soulful cheeto. There is very little satisfaction to be had in a bag of chips.

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Salt and vinegar chip's are the bomb. Cheeto's will have to take
a cozy 2nd to that.