Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys cumin is a spice) _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. __________________________________________________ _ Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator). __________________________________________________ _____ Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? _______________________________________________ Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2004, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. ______________________________________________ This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male |
LMAO nice one John..
|
LOL I love this.
|
Well, as a "man," I thought it funny, though I hope you know I will have to report you to the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union (?) for out of towners) for that!
lol |
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
|
lol, so true :D
[ 02-01-2004, 12:33 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ] |
Sheesh wery good one JDH lol [img]smile.gif[/img]
|
Because I am a man, I totally agree with your post. :D
|
Since you're a man, you don't want your wife to read this thread, because you KNOW you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
[ 02-01-2004, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: johnny ] |
Heh, good one!
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:56 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2024 Ironworks Gaming & ©2024 The Great Escape Studios TM - All Rights Reserved