THIS IS AN OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM THE WILD TURKEY LIBERATION ARMY

Lord of Alcohol is hereby labeled a WAR CRIMINAL.
He had admitted to killing and eating Hedda Gobbler. It is our hope that all caring and compassionate members of this website will join with us in blocking any and all access to alcohol for Lord of Alcohol until such time as he sobers up and pleads for mercy.

I refuse to do such a horrible thing.

He didn't mean it he was drunk!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cloudy, giggling herself silly

Don't worry LoA, I've got your back.

I've got enough Canadian beer to keep us going for a good long time. You find the turkey sandwiches, I'll supply the beer.

Hey I'm putting out eggs though so Hadda shall carry on! [img]smile.gif[/img] I only ate one, I'm carrying the rest in a belly pouch. Due to the method of delivery I'm calling them chocolate chickens! And in honor of Z's cat I'm naming the first Choc [img]smile.gif[/img]

What about the insanity defense?

MMMmmmmm.....Chocolate eggs! Is it easter already? Wait a second this isn't chocolate.....

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men know that Lord of Alcohol is insane etc.

<font color=skyblue>I have nothing witty to say in this thread...I just wanted you all to know that I am laughing...

See???
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