I almost laughed my teeth out when confronted by this little gem - a curious exchange between Jan and Viconia...

J: "So, Viconia, you must be a Drow, eh?"

V: "Speak not to your betters, surface slave."

J: "My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire, you see."

V: "You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you, gnome?"

J: "My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips... (sob)... only lips..."

V: " Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments."

J: "I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an Avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserale Drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival, you understand - nothing personal. He tasted a bit like chicken."

V: "Malvolio (my evil assassin), how is it you travel with such a wee buffoon?"

M: "Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got caught in a nasty Flesh Golem eating contest...

J: "Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting Golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk - Golems are suckers for milk..."

V: "I refuse to listen to this."

LOL!!! I haven't seen you in a while now Tancred! Where have you been??

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I am committed to restore your faith in extreme violence...

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst

Oh, you know... Well, I've had the odd spell of computer trouble, but even lack of an internet service provider and/or working hard drive is only a temporary obstacle to one such as me! Ha ha! (cough)

Tancred

"Backups? We don't need no steenking backu$$%^$"£$ CARRIER ERROR

Ohh there's 3 Drizzt here http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif)
Well Jan's all conversations are amusing specially the one with Nalia. (Nalihttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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"A silent blade does not cut always best..
A tender touch from the heart may heal the wounds of my friends..
Or a song from the heart..
A duet with nymphs..
Forget 'bout nymphs, let's play KISS!!"

-Yngwie J. Amadeus Zoltan