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Horatio

11-09-2002 01:41 PM

10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!

True_Moose

11-09-2002 01:42 PM

Hehe...yet another thing to make fun of golfers for LOL! :D

Sir Goulum

11-09-2002 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!

Lol! Never thought about them THAT way! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny

11-09-2002 04:48 PM

LOL Golfing is fun. :D

Davros

11-09-2002 05:07 PM

And then there's what the Scottish caddies call a BLONDIE [img]smile.gif[/img] - "a fair crack up the middle sir" ;)

SirTristram

11-09-2002 06:14 PM

That's hilarious! lol

SirTristram

Sir Goulum

11-09-2002 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
LOL Golfing is fun. :D

It is, isn't it? :D

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