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Kakero 11-17-2004 09:30 AM

I like no.5. too bad though the maintenance will be very high.

Callum 11-23-2004 08:14 AM

Malaysia as well!

I liked number 1... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If all the cars in the world were lined up to the moon...

there would still be a (Malaysian/Californian/Budapestian/Jerseyan) driver trying to overtake the queue! :D

Luvian 11-23-2004 03:31 PM

My friend is always willing to prove number 5.

SilentThief 11-25-2004 12:12 PM

I heard something about the california driving rules when I went there last year. I heard the The California Department of Motor Vehicles makes a pamphlet for tourists and new drivers describing ways motorists can avoid being shot at while driving on the highways there. They actually put out a "how not to get SHOT" pamphlet! Anyhow, here are some of the things you should not do:
1) Do not cut anyone off (defined as getting in front of another driver and slowing down)
2) do not honk at other drivers
3) do not make obscene gestures at other drivers

they warn that doing these sort of things can get you shot while driving in Cailifornia. Well, all that proves to me is that shooting people actually works!!!!! ;) I mean, I knew California was a progressive place, ahead of the times, but WOW! Mebbe I'll try to get these new measures going back in ol' Michigan.

SilentThief

RoSs_bg2_rox 11-25-2004 12:37 PM

I'm sure those first ones all apply to Sorrento too, the busses are lethal over there!

See...all these crappy US drivers...pfft... :D

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