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Link 08-16-2005 06:55 AM

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I've been having my share of MTV music video's lately and the atrocity of Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking" just baffles me. Nancy Sinatra surely wouldn't want anything to do with this travesty? Just as she managed to turn a nice song like "Angels" into something horrible, she's done it again with this particular song. I don't she has ANY talent of any sort. Not even looking pretty -- because I know I'll think about her being simplistic at the same time. It's not all about sex appeal it seems!

Oh, and not just the song sucks, the movie video is equally stupid. All the dances she does are out of key (watch the other dancers in the video), and I'm pretty positive the video director thought about her clumsiness beforehand and glued that beer bottle on the serving thingie (what's it called anyway?! [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] )

And please, don't get me started about the senseless carwashing scene.

...

Don't know why I'm so incredibly frustrated with this. After all, it's Nick who has to deal with her each day. I can just sit here in my chair and laugh at her.

:rantoff:

Sigmar 08-16-2005 07:24 AM

I actually like the music video. [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]

She is a complete air-head with no talent of any sort....but I still really like the video. :D

Sir Degrader 08-16-2005 07:54 AM

Plus people say she's hot. I personally don't like the ditzy airhead look myself, but I can see why people would say that.

Link 08-16-2005 08:30 AM

Airhead would be an understatement. She was absolutely last in line when our Father almighty dealt out the brains.

... or maybe she was too late and never received any.

JrKASperov 08-16-2005 09:32 AM

mtv =porn

DrowArchmage 08-16-2005 12:23 PM

she's stupid,yes talented, no. But oh boy is she hot!

Gangrell 08-16-2005 01:10 PM

Link, if you watch tv at all, you'd know that sex appeal sells more than musical talent does. I mean, I think she looks fine, but I don't have to refrain myself from humping the television when she comes on like most guys do.

Most musical groups or 'single' artists sound about the same to me anymore, only ones who stand out are probably the Shinedown and Green Day.

Don't worry about it anyway, not like someone's making you watch horrid music videos anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Morgeruat 08-16-2005 04:13 PM

She's simply doing what most of her generation of pop singers are doing to survive and stay competitive, turning into a whore. First Britney, then Christina Aguilera, now Jessica Simpson, the only one of that group I'm aware of that hasn't is Mandy Moore, and she's pretty much dropped off the music radar (and taken up acting apparently). (LeeAnn Rimes is a different sort of whore, she's a sellout who can't decide if she wants to sit on the country side of the fence or the pop music side, much like Shania Twain)

[ 08-16-2005, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

Timber Loftis 08-16-2005 06:00 PM

So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

[ 08-16-2005, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

krunchyfrogg 08-16-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
So if a girl likes to enjoy and express her sexuality, she's a whore? We can fix that easy -- it's called a burkha. Or, we can get over our stymied weird Christian anti-sexuality social morales and start enjoying our sexuality. I vote the later.

Of course, I'm a letch, so.... I'm not threatened by the fact that nekkid women turn men into driveling mindless idiots. I *like* being mindless.

Hooray! :D


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