... being the alpha Male. I am the Alpha Male in my house, wife , two daughters, 4 dogs (3 female), 3 cats (2 female). My wife had the male dog and cat fixxed. My guess is that she figured to save me the trouble of constantly marking my territory. :D I'm the undiputed Alpha male, the leader of the pack, Head of the pride. All that is well and good, with one minor draw back! When ever any of the female dogs, or cats come in heat! Yep, you guessed it they come looking for me. For the last 3 nights, "little white deaf Kitty" has been caterwailing for me. If I stop and sit anywhere, she will jump in my lap and procede with the most obscene purring sound you've ever heard.

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Try being the alpha female with 6 male cats and an aggressive male dog!
I got them boyz snipped. ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
Try being the alpha female with 6 male cats and an aggressive male dog!
I got them boyz snipped. ;) <hr></blockquote>

okay then, Moni wins here [img]tongue.gif[/img] . i dont think anybody can have a worse time when their animals are in heat...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:
... being the alpha Male. I am the Alpha Male in my house, wife , two daughters, 4 dogs (3 female), 3 cats (2 female). My wife had the male dog and cat fixxed. My guess is that she figured to save me the trouble of constantly marking my territory. :D I'm the undiputed Alpha male, the leader of the pack, Head of the pride. All that is well and good, with one minor draw back! When ever any of the female dogs, or cats come in heat! Yep, you guessed it they come looking for me. For the last 3 nights, "little white deaf Kitty" has been caterwailing for me. If I stop and sit anywhere, she will jump in my lap and procede with the most obscene purring sound you've ever heard.

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LOL! Get her fixed! Has she started mimicing "mama" yet with longing eyes LOL? Anyway, Until you get said kitten fixed, use your wife's Noxema, if she doesn't have any, buy a pump bottle of it. Cat's hate the smell and will leave you alone even when in heat :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:
... being the alpha Male. I am the Alpha Male in my house, wife , two daughters, 4 dogs (3 female), 3 cats (2 female). My wife had the male dog and cat fixxed. My guess is that she figured to save me the trouble of constantly marking my territory. :D I'm the undiputed Alpha male, the leader of the pack, Head of the pride. All that is well and good, with one minor draw back! When ever any of the female dogs, or cats come in heat! Yep, you guessed it they come looking for me. For the last 3 nights, "little white deaf Kitty" has been caterwailing for me. If I stop and sit anywhere, she will jump in my lap and procede with the most obscene purring sound you've ever heard.

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Good gracious! Are you telling us that your cat is making *ehem* 'romantic' overtures to you?
And I thought parrots were bad.... Still at least a cat doesn't consider barfing on you the ultimate expression of their lurve....

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
Try being the alpha female with 6 male cats and an aggressive male dog!
I got them boyz snipped. ;) <hr></blockquote>
Miss Moni Ma'am,
I've been cyfering, and thunking (then I had to take a nap, cause my head hurt) on your problem. After doing all the "goesinta's", on paper I reckon there are only a couple of solutions. :D

1) Khan could constantly circle you and growl at all the male animals that come within 10 ft of you.
2) Khan could "Scentmark" you, but let's not go there

I guess we just have to live with the amorous attention of our pets. :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ladyzekke:


LOL! Get her fixed! Has she started mimicing "mama" yet with longing eyes LOL? Anyway, Until you get said kitten fixed, use your wife's Noxema, if she doesn't have any, buy a pump bottle of it. Cat's hate the smell and will leave you alone even when in heat :D <hr></blockquote>

Miss Lady Zekke Ma'am,
Longing eyes and a "come hither" meow.
I don't even like the smell of Noxema, I'd leave me alone too :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Epona:


Good gracious! Are you telling us that your cat is making *ehem* 'romantic' overtures to you?
And I thought parrots were bad.... Still at least a cat doesn't consider barfing on you the ultimate expression of their lurve....<hr></blockquote>

Miss Epona Ma'am,
No barfing yet, but she does bring me some of her treasures, semi-dead bugs she's caught. :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:

Miss Moni Ma'am,
I've been cyfering, and thunking (then I had to take a nap, cause my head hurt) on your problem. After doing all the "goesinta's", on paper I reckon there are only a couple of solutions. :D

1) Khan could constantly circle you and growl at all the male animals that come within 10 ft of you.
2) Khan could "Scentmark" you, but let's not go there<hr></blockquote>

1) I'd give my right arm to see that for just ten seconds! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

2) Yes, let's not!!!


<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:

I guess we just have to live with the amorous attention of our pets. :D <hr></blockquote>


LOL, no YOU do...I got them snipped as in neutered!
No more male egos to deal with around here but KHaN's lol!
:D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:



LOL, no YOU do...I got them snipped as in neutered!
No more male egos to deal with around here but KHaN's lol!
:D <hr></blockquote>

Yea I Do. Miss Moni Ma'am what is it about you ladies, when we get a male my wife gets them snipped too. Then they look at me like I'm the sheep killing dog. I tell'em "better you then Me" :D