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Aelia Jusa 10-13-2001 05:53 PM

It has come to my attention that the OLD COOTS clan is not getting the recognition we deserve.

Quote:

Posted by Memnoch:
Thank you for doing that, adam. Saved me having to count. So I count 4 real clans and 1 mini-clan:

OHF - Rikard/Ertai/Azreall

ALSB - Avatar

HADB - AzureWolf, caleb

ORT - otp, Davros, Beaumanoir

Laughing Hyenas - Yorick

IW Peacekeeping Force - Conan

One-Eyed Wolf - Killing Spree

That is SEVEN clans/guilds in total.

Clanmasters/guildmasters of the above, stay tuned for an IMPORTANT announcement very shortly. You are all about to be given a GREAT BIG responsibility!

As you can see, we have been completely passed over as a viable force! Now I don't think we can let this pass!!! John D., as our peerless crustiest OLD COOT, I think you'll agree something needs to be done! Now, I'm merely lowly eye candy, but if I may, I propose we watch sports on the couch for a while, demanding snacks and massages from the little woman, interspersed with scratching ourselves to show our displeasure for this untenable slight. Who's for this course of action?

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"

Lioness 10-13-2001 05:55 PM

LOL!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif
Too many clans... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

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Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division

Aelia Jusa 10-13-2001 05:58 PM

You laugh? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../angryfire.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Now this is just the attitude I'm trying to fight!!! My second proposal is to make Lioness enemy number one of the OLD COOTS!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"

SSJ4Sephiroth 10-13-2001 06:02 PM

heehee, 7 guilds is a bit much, really. but then again, he also left off that illumeniti or whatever clan, so dont feel too bad!

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

http://www.angelfire.com/games3/impg...phforsiteb.gif
What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server and bumper of Cloudy's Cafe
Possessor of the Aerie Diamond Head from the ALSB.
Page in the Court of Lady Lioness

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Lioness 10-13-2001 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
You laugh? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../angryfire.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Now this is just the attitude I'm trying to fight!!! My second proposal is to make Lioness enemy number one of the OLD COOTS!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

No offense Aelia. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Actually I am an OLD COOTS fan. If only I were older and cootier, I could be a member. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Lil' Angel http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...angelwings.gif
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division

SSJ4Sephiroth 10-13-2001 06:06 PM

i was denied membership because i get up and look for the remote... oh well.

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

http://www.angelfire.com/games3/impg...phforsiteb.gif
What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division
Official Soup Server and bumper of Cloudy's Cafe
Possessor of the Aerie Diamond Head from the ALSB.
Page in the Court of Lady Lioness

Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart

Aelia Jusa 10-13-2001 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
No offense Aelia. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Actually I am an OLD COOTS fan. If only I were older and cootier, I could be a member. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Oh no, you could be a member! We accept young beautiful ladies as pin-up girls, or, as I prefer, eye candy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif How do you think I made it in http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif? My third proposal is to scratch my second proposal to make Lioness enemy of the OLD COOTS from the minutes. My fourth proposal is to nominate Lioness for membership!!!

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"

John D Harris 10-13-2001 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
It has come to my attention that the OLD COOTS clan is not getting the recognition we deserve.
It's ok a prophet is never recognized in their home town, and as long as we stay under the radar they'll never see us coming http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
As you can see, we have been completely passed over as a viable force! Now I don't think we can let this pass!!! John D., as our peerless crustiest OLD COOT, I think you'll agree something needs to be done! Now, I'm merely lowly eye candy, but if I may, I propose we watch sports on the couch for a while, demanding snacks and massages from the little woman, interspersed with scratching ourselves to show our displeasure for this untenable slight. Who's for this course of action?


Sports, snacks, massages, couch lounging, and scratching sounds like a plan!!!!
LET THE SCRATCHING BEGIN...
Hey you, yea, you come here pull my finger http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif



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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

Aelia Jusa 10-13-2001 06:59 PM

The messiah of cootiness has spoken! His most exalted crustiness! And he likes my plan!!!

True, true, we may be able to carry out our evil plans of domination and scratching easier by being inconspicuous.... Honestly, the HADB are so obvious http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif! All right, John D. My fifth proposal is to carry out my first proposal, since John D. thinks it's good http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif!!!

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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink

"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"

Ladyzekke 10-13-2001 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
No offense Aelia. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Actually I am an OLD COOTS fan. If only I were older and cootier, I could be a member. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


LOL..... hahahahhaha.... sorrry....hysterical... older and cootier... http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/...elrotflmao.gif
I can't breath I'm laughing so hard over here, LOL LOL and LOL!!!! http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/...elrotflmao.gif

Lioness you crack me up, you're cool http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/...elrotflmao.gif

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