Kivan looks around for somewhere to put his Vorpal Blade, since it cut through the sword holder by the door, he then decides to just thrust it into the floor as the crosspiece will stop it from going all the way through, he then takes off his splint mail, and puts his quiver and composite longbow under the bed.

Ive heard that hamsters make very good sword warmers...
has anyone seen Boo about?

Minsc hears Raze's suggestion and rips him to shreds with his berzerker strength, he then leaves again.

oh well, Raze will regenerate. I prefer to use Boo as a cocktail stirrer - adds to the flavour

As if!
Theres a simple way of getting rid of that imbecile:

Point out the window, look shocked and remark,
"oh no, theres a damsel over there about to be eaten by a griffon!"

Minsc being the simpleton he is falls for that one everytime

LS looks out of the window. "Actually, there is a griffin running rampant out there - must be the mate of the one Kivan shot down for us to eat"

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Well, Melusine said I should pop in here, but, er, you all seem ... er, how shall put this kindly...? Um. Er. Slightly loopy? Hm. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Dont worry,
Once Minsc leaves to tackle that Griffon the cumlative IQ of the place should shoot up.
(that griffons rather small... it kind of looks like a hungry kitten?)
Yeah Minsc, you just go and sort that kitten out (itll probably whup his ass!)

Fljotsdale looks coldly at Raze: "I'll thank you not to insult my friends Minsc & Boo - IF you please! Then we can be friends!" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Well, that kitten does look quite angry, its probably really ferocious...

there .. look its attacking (although its definately NOT going for the eyes!!)