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Stormymystic 11-11-2003 12:44 AM

anyone remember cheers?

Cheers - Buffalo Theory

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well
as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was
explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."

Jorath Calar 11-11-2003 12:49 AM

:D thats great... [img]smile.gif[/img]

To bad I was to young to appreciate Cheers when it was on tv... but I always liked the theme... [img]smile.gif[/img]

RevRuby 11-11-2003 03:45 AM

i love it!

another theory i have heard: we don't even use all of our brain, why worry about a few unused cells?

johnny 11-11-2003 04:34 AM

Cliff is a very wise man. :D

Zuvio 11-11-2003 04:38 AM

<font color=gold>
"Extensive study has shown that the activity of'living' will kill more braincells then alcohol will ever can." - Zuvio
</font>

Bozos of Bones 11-11-2003 04:41 AM

Ah, that was one great show. I can't remember how it ended. Anyone?

Jorath Calar 11-11-2003 05:24 AM

With a credit list?


[img]smile.gif[/img]

Stormymystic 11-11-2003 09:05 AM

ROFL jorath [img]tongue.gif[/img] I can not remember how it ended either, I did not wathc i much when i was growing up, parents said it was not good for us to watch :/

Link 11-11-2003 09:18 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Beer is always good. I agree with Johnny 100 % on that one :D

cloud ff7 38 11-11-2003 09:43 AM

It ended with the owner walking down the hallway looking at pictures on the wall then he turned off the lights and walked back down the hallway, then there was some credits and well I liked the seinfeld ending better...


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