Here's one the makers of BGII should have included.

NPC telepathy. Where you could summon a previously joined character to your party without having to go track them down!


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On the much lighter side...

This one should be in every computer game and included in AD&D 4th addition.

Here's a spell created by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH in a General Discussion Thread named Evil Smiting Continued.

I was ROTFLMAO!

DEFACATION SPELL

DEFACATION
Level: Quest/10
School: invokation/evocation/toilet
Duration: Special
Casting Time :Variable

Description: The defacation spell summons 1 to 3 projectiles from the anal area of the caster, these fly unerringly towards the target (or the toilet) and hit for 3d10 Subdual smell damage. Also an additional 1 round per caster level per stick.

Can cause 1d10 extra damage if the caster summons a blade wheel, often known as a 'fan'. If a 'fan' is summoned, then the effect can act over an area of 2d4 feet plus 1 foot per level of the 'fan' summoner.

This is known as the Sh*T hitting the fan.

Fonzie this is cooler than anything I ever saw on Happy Days http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif


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LOL!! Hehe don't forget the malodorous equivalent to Cloud Kill... SBD!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif



[This message has been edited by Doxin1 (edited 10-30-2001).]