if u have any funny jokes that aren't rascist post em here so we can get a laugh or two.
anything will do but dont use anything against the rules and regulations b'coz there might be little kiddy winkles out there who visit this forum.

Why's six afraid of seven?


Cause seven ate nine!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
coz he had no guts

groan... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Whats <font color="pink">Pink</font> and [b]HARD</font>[b]...














<font color="brown">A Pig with a Tattoo</font> [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

i went to the Opticians the other day,and he told me "you've got to stop masturbating" & so I asked him "why doctor,is it making me go blind?" & he replied "no,you're frightening everybody in the waiting room."

[ 10-27-2004, 08:48 AM: Message edited by: valknova ]

Why did the chicken cross the road???


To get to the other side [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol, dont know if that would be considered apropriate around hear, but thats the funniest thing I have heard all day, Which is hard because I see Beaumioir's sig everyday, I love it, cant stop laughing everytime I see it.

lol, dont know if that would be considered apropriate around hear, but thats the funniest thing I have heard all day, Which is hard because I see Beaumioir's sig everyday, I love it, cant stop laughing everytime I see it. </font>[/QUOTE]I've heard Valknova's joke before but it still made me laugh out loud. I love it..

And cheers for the sig compliment! I had it as My MSN name until someone I never even knew started having a go at me for being 'blasphemous' [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] It's my favourite.. ermm.. bible referance..

lol, I thought I had seen it somewhere :D