Hello EVERYONE!!! This is is the ASK BK thread...yup, feel free to ask anything you like..see he has to answer. He always answers posts TO him, or so I've been told...hehehe...oh, uh ignore the mischievous StormCloud here, rubbing her hands in gleeful anticpation of how busy her Knight is going to be.

BWAHAHAHAHA! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif Hi BK!

So what was for dinner tonight?
Any dessert?
What's the current weather out there?
Do you have any socks with holes in them?
Do your laundry lately? Sitting in your boxers now? *snicker*
Lose anything to the DRYER monster this month?
When did you last kiss a puppy?

CloudQuizzer...teehee (he is SOOOO gonna get me for this...ooh where have I heard that phrase before? BK? where have I heard that phrase before? ) ROTFL!!!

Dearest Gentles of the Ironworks, I hereby declare open , THE QUESTIONING of BK ...let the revels begin!

Storm Queen

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

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Hey! BLACK KNIGHT. What's Up. Did you get my book yet? Oh yeah, that's right, haven't sent it to you yet. Alrighty then. Sooo, ummm, how's life been treating you BLACK KNIGHT? Everything going OK BLACK KNIGHT? Sister-in-law needs a little update BLACK KNIGHT http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif When are you going to make that next Chapter of the Saga BLACK KNIGHT? How much did you get back from your taxes this year BLACK KNIGHT? How is the weather there BLACK KNIGHT?
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Hi BK, I know your in mortgage banking. I havent filed taxes in years but would like to buy a house. Supposing I make around $30,000/year what kind of loan would I qualify for and what kind of down payment. Also given the minimum downpayment on 15,20,25,and 30 year mortgages how much would my monthly payments be? With average credit. And if I improve my credit how much would it go down? Also if I gave more than minimum downpayment could you provide a graph showing payments in the various categories? Thanks for all the answers in advance!~LofA

LOL LOL! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Do you prefer Beef or Chicken BLACK KNIGHT? At what age did you learn to tie your shoe laces BLACK KNIGHT? Can you swim BLACK KNIGHT? Can you drive a stick shift BLACK KNIGHT? Ever tripped over your own two feet BLACK KNIGHT? Where did you get the name BLACK KNIGHT from BLACK KNIGHT? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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[This message has been edited by ladyzekke (edited 05-07-2001).]

Why did you choose the name <font color="000000"> Black Knight </font> ? I mean <font color="008000"> Green Knight </font> is more in tune with classic literature.

[This message has been edited by Father Bronze (edited 05-07-2001).]

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Yes and green is more environmently friendly. Do you hate trees,animals, and clean air BK? Also what are your thoughts on Bush pulling out of the Kyoto treaty and also the anti-ballistc misslie treaty as both could effect the enviroment?

ok here goes..... Only 3

STOP.....

What is your name.......?

What is your Quest.......?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow.........?

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Feel My Power

Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"

[This message has been edited by Gray Mage (edited 05-07-2001).]

Oh Blaaaaaaack Kniiiiiiiiight!

Do you have blinds, shades or drapes/curtains in your room?
Use a nightlight in your bathroom?

How many points needed to win those pool tournaments again? BWAHAHAHA

What's the state bird of Ohio, anyway? The state flower of Ohio?

CloudGiggler


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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Hey Bk http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif

I just want to know

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Oh and what is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

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The sexiest elf mage in the land
I feel the need, the need for SPEED!
Peace and hair grease

Dang you Gray Mage, you beat me to it. I'm too slow tonight!!!
Ok here goes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I bet he doesn't reply!

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Sir Taliesin


Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
if you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

BK, the swallow question must be answered.....we know than answer we know the answer nanananana

He has to, it's his own rule.....


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Feel My Power

Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"

so...

What do we do if we find a witch?

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Feel My Power

Arcane Adept of the OHF, "So let it be written, So let it be done"

Somebody better wake his butt up then. He's not even on the board!!!

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Sir Taliesin


Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
if you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

He'll be here...hehehe

I'll make sure of it. *sweet innocent look* After all he can't not answer all your nice posts TO him, no can he? HAHAHAHA...er...ahem..... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


CloudPrankster


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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Cloud Dish,

Please remind me never to get on your bad side.

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Sir Taliesin


Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
if you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

Hahaaha! You betcha! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Cloudy



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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Oh bloody Hell.

Dinner was Papa John's Thin Crust

Dessert was Jello (there's always room for jello)

Current Weather Raining (thanks again, Cloudy)

No socks with holes. Just bought all new ones. It's called the Roy method of sock repair. Buy 30 pairs of white socks. Then, when they start to get into disrepair, chuck the whole lot of 'em and buy 30 more pair, all the same brand. That way you spend zero time organizing white socks. The same works for black and brown, except I only buy 10 pairs of each.

Laundry is coming up on three weeks. Guys it is time. Oh, and underwear works similarly, except I throw a pair away as soon as they become thin. Actually, my girlfriend has taken to tearing the darn things off me, lately. Not that I'm complaining, mind you . . . And Cloudy, you know I ALWAYS post late at night in nothing but my boxers . . .http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Nothing this month,

Don't really care for dogs that much. Just use them as an excuse to play on the computer.

hmmmmm, I don't know . . .

Not much, no, interesting, yes, when I have time, feds 687.16 state 203.86, raining.

BK

You still have some replying to do!!!

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Sir Taliesin


Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
if you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

Taxes wouldn't matter to me, depends on what time of credit you have, depends on the $$$$$ of your house, a bit, no. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Beef as a stand alone dish, chicken if it is in a dish with other things . . .

Still haven't, I LOVE Velcro (age 4)

Yes, like a fish (oddly enough, that is also the answer to do I drink)

Currently have a stick right now (Saturn SL2 4D Green with 47K)

Yes,

Had a deck of Magic the Gathering Cards, flipped one over and Bammo, Black Knight was born.

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

FB, please see the last question. Thanks! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

No, No and No.

Bush Sr. should have pulled out a long time ago . . .

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Black Knight, the Holy Grail, and tha' depends on whether it is an African Swallow or not. ANd where the bloody 'ell did he get a coconut?

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Blinds

I use me trusty indigo watch to light the way. Much easier than turning on the lights, plus it doesn't wake as many people up. Once you get to the bathroom, get him started then go by pitch . . .

1 more than the other team, but in the individual games it is 10

Cardinal

Rose, I believe.

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Bwahahahaha! er... owed ya a few dear! And as you will recall *gleam in eye brightens* I warned you something was coming...HAHAHA...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that felt good! TEEHEE

Uh, and three weeks on that laundry? EEEFFF...*looks for a stick to poke BK's assorted dirty clothes with* You're lucky it doesn't crawl to the nearest lake and drown itself! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif *major giggle* Er..you got an airtight hamper..*wrinkles nose delicately* Whew! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Er, yes, I did in fact know, um, about the boxer-only typathons....LOL... you know the typo terror here just typed a g on the end of typathon....LOL...fixed it for modesty's sake! hehehe

Played golf this week?
Eaten any toast?
Chatted up any mischiefmaking elflets? LOL

CloudSizzler

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

No, because by definition, a sound requires someone or something there to record it's fibrations. If nothing is there to either register it with their ears or electronically, then it does NOT make a sound.

I haven't had the term swallow come up in so many questions since I was dating in high school . . . oops, NEXT!

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Chicken

I bet he does. ..

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Burn her? No drown her. Has any actually SEEN a witch? NO, .. . YES . . . A BIT . . .

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

**to GF** I'm only gonna check the board for a few minutes, honey, see if anyone is there . . . grumble grumble http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

I'm working on it. . .

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Yeah, yeah, it's time to do the laundry. Hey, I could really go four weeks if I have to . . .

No, No, and No, she was too busy to talk to little old me today . . . http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Alright, step right up, 10 cents a question. I'll be back tomorrow to answer any more question you might have.

But now, for me:

So, BK, how's the rescue party comeing?

BK: What Rescue Party?

BWWHAHAHAHAHHAH!

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Awww, BK, teehee...are you having fun yet? We all are! teehee

Do you like meat in your spaghetti sauce?
Is this thread amusing you? Or are you planning to toss me in a stockade someplace? LOL

Do you think the Mets'll win a World Series this century?

Isn't LadyZekke's sig cool?

Gonna be on the board again this week? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Think the Eurpean and Aussie contingent will be adding to this thread by tomorrow afternoon our time?
And will you still be speaking to me when the thread is finally freefalling?

CloudTeaser, having a wee bit o'fun


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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Awww...yah she had WORK at the office, shame, that, but they get on her case if she doesn't finish things...sigh...

Thought I'd keep you busy, anyway... so uh, answer the nice people's questions, ok? teehee! Least I could do if I can't keep you good company, sweet Knight! Workload should lighten up later this week, I hope. And things will be back to normal...promise! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Think I'll go have some tea in a kitty mug.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Catch you later...I'll be checking to see if you answer all the posts to you...hehehe http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


StormCloud



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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Having fun, Yes, Meat in Sgetti Sauce, yes, Amusing and getting to have fun answering yes, Stockade hmmmmm, well you are kidnapped by our archnemisis so it couldn't get too much worse, Mets? Yes, LadyWendy is cooler than her Sig, which is pretty hard to beat, yes, and of course. Anything to get the board Old-Style fun. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

I have so far, my dear. At least I got the quote thing right . . . **BK ducking**

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK


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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...emonknight.gif
The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

HEHEHE...well, the idea hit me ages ago... just figured when you said you'd be online...it was a good time to do it! TEEHEE

Think I'll post the Interlude too...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

So, you are having fun? GOOD...me too. Sure did need it...sigh... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


CloudSpammer



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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

WAAAAAAAH! I wanna be rescued! humph... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Oh well, time to post the Interlude anyway, don't you think, BK?
May be in the mood to write again one of these days, too.

Seen and good movies, BK? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oooooooooooEEEEEE, this is fun! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Ice or no ice in drinks?

To Steam or not to Steam, that is the Question... You got an answer? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

CloudZinger




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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever