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Khazraj 12-03-2002 09:46 AM

Possible spoilers.

Ok. Time for some serious soul searching admissions. This is firstly to include only NPCs that can join the party.

What is the nastiest things that you ever did to joinable NPCs?

Jaheira. Left her in Irenicus Dungeon.

Minsc. Left him in Irenicus Dungeon. (Couldn't he just break out? Idiot!)

Imoen. Left her in Bodhi's maze.

Yoshimo. Told him to [bleep] off and let him die from the geas.

Aerie. Took her to the Underdark and ditched her there after massacring the whole of Ust Natha. Left her with the bracers of fumbling and ring of folly.

Anomen. Made him fail his knighthood, by killing Saerk and family, then backstabbed him in front of the Radiant Heart joint.

Korgan. Ignored him.

Edwin. Left him as a girl.

Nalia. Got paid for helping her, then gave her a gift called bracers of fumbling and ring of folly, leaving her standing at the drawbridge in front of her keep.

Keldorn. Made him kill his own wife for cheating, then killed him leaving the body in his lounge room.

Viconia. Ignored her. And she burns.

Jan. Made him go to jail.

Valygar. Used his corpse to loot his planar sphere.

Mazzy. Made her angry in the Pocket Plane and then chopped her up. Snobby cow.

Haer Dalis. Left him in the Planar Prison. Never rescued him.

Sarevok. Killed him. Three times. BG1, wraith version, pocket plane version.

Cernd. Poisoned the grove while he was in party, then smashed him.

Your admissions?

Desuma Malevois 12-03-2002 11:30 AM

Jaheira - fireballed her to death in her cage at Chateau Irenicus.

Minsc - ditto.

Nalia - Had her Polymorph Self into a sword spider inside the D'Arnise hold, then went outside, thus changing areas. For some reason this kept her as a sword spider permanently. Then I ditched her at the Copper Coronet, where she is now one of their most *ahem* interesting patrons.

Alson 12-03-2002 02:38 PM

Six, engage! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SixOfSpades 12-03-2002 03:55 PM

Bloody search function.....on one day, off the next....okay, let's do this from memory.....

Jaheira: Got her cursed by Baron Ployer, then shot her reputation with the Harpers all to hell. Then, without lifting her curse, we took a trip to the Planar Prison where I sealed her inside one of the cells permanently. (Send her in, boot her from the party, destroy the Orb, done.)

Minsc: Somewhere in the Temple Ruins, there is a Feebleminded squirrel. Somewhere...... (Not that much difference, though, when you think about it.)

Yoshimo: Didn't have to do much with him.....just let him run his course, and then suffer through eternity feeling guilt over betraying his friends. Besides, his heart makes a nifty badminton shuttlecock.

Aerie: First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull in front of her. Then we gave her the Rod of Terror and let her vent her frustrations by attacking me. The stupid little twit LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. We made Quayle watch all this, of course, and to dash his hopes of Resurrecting his little girl, we used the Rod of Resurrection on her, and watched her instantly die again. Several times. Ahhh......

Imoen: She acted like SUCH a wuss after having her soul stolen....Hey, girl, I'm walking around without a soul, too, but you don't see me whining about it. We abandoned her in one of the testing rooms in Spellhold, the one full of insane ghosts.

Keldorn: After screwing up his family, we wanted to have him attack his fellow members of the Radiant Heart--the only problem is, as soon as they turn hostile, he leaves the party and attacks you. And since he's an Inquisitor, he can't be Charmed.....good thing there's always the Cursed Sword of Berserking!

Anomen: I'd intended to have him fail his test, & all that good stuff, but I made the mistake of reaming Keldorn's life first, and since there was no Radiant Heart anymore, Anomen couldn't fail his test. So, switch to Plan B: Hold, Contagion, Insect Plague, Imprisonment. Not bad for a Plan B.

Nalia: I couldn't decide: Disintegrate, or lock her in a small room with her aunt? Eventually I decided Disintegrate had a better sense of finality.

Valygar: Turned him in to Tolgerias, alive. Actual quote: "No! Please! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I got so many warm fuzzies from that.....

Mazzy: The manual says that if you die from Shades draining your STR to 0, you get turned into a Shade yourself. Even after using a Cursed Scroll of Weakness on Mazzy, all she did was die normally. So I let her live a little bit longer, to have her die at the hands of Shadow Patrick & the Shade Lord.

Haer'Dalis: A little Flesh to Stone action never hurts (well, it doesn't hurt ME), especially when it's done in the Demonic Plane you visit in the Planar Sphere.

Jan: He's a Wizard. He's insane. There's a place for people like that, it's called Spellhold. Good thing I erased his entire spellbook before abandoning him there, and to make doubly sure, I made sure nobody could ever save him, by dropping the Asylum Wardstone somewhere in Saughain City.

Cernd: I found a loophole that enabled me to poison the Druid Grove and STILL keep Cernd in my party. Go me. Then it was back to Athkatla to do his quest, but we didn't actually rescue his baby--we just left it lying on the floor. Then we quickly dashed back to Trademeet, where we left Cernd back in his very own cell again (only this time, wearing the Bracers of Binding, Ring of Clumsiness & Ring of Folly), and then we returned to Deril's home, grabbed Cernd's kid, tossed it into the pool of blood in Bodhi's Lair & left it there to drown.

Evil is as Evil does. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.....hoo hoo hoo HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!! (cackle cackle)

Bardan the Slayer 12-03-2002 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
Then we quickly dashed back to Trademeet, where we left Cernd back in his very own cell again (only this time, wearing the Bracers of Binding, Ring of Clumsiness & Ring of Folly), and then we returned to Deril's home, grabbed Cernd's kid, tossed it into the pool of blood in Bodhi's Lair & left it there to drown.
Yeah, I have to admit, that is rather nasty :D

I tend not to torture the NPCs. The worst I've done is had Minsc take Aerie as his witch, then given him the Cursed Sword of berserking and let them have at each other in a small cell. Incidentally, the cell was knee-high in Cernd-bones.

SixOfSpades 12-03-2002 04:55 PM

Oh, I tend not to torture them either, but this was of course my Evil game, starring the horrendously unscrupulous Fenris Melkior.

In my regular games, I might whack an NPC or two for roleplaying value (like playing a Paladin and killing Korgan), but nothing like this kind of carnage.

jcompton 12-03-2002 07:22 PM

Kelsey reportedly got killed a lot so people could give his cloak to Tashia. Then we changed things so that she couldn't wear it anymore. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Khazraj 12-03-2002 08:56 PM

Six of Spades. ROFL. And I thought that I was nasty....

Sever 12-04-2002 08:48 AM

Six, you make my sadistic bastard PC look like Lassie. Go hard.

Debaser 12-04-2002 03:00 PM

Wow, you people really got creative with a lot of this stuff! Drowning Cernd's baby in the blood pool is defintely on the top of that list! *Tear drops my eye*....It inspires me to go back and play BG with a Chaotic Evil PC of some sort just to extract my owns modes of vengeance on hapless NPCs. But NWN is where it's at for me right now...............so that will have to wait.


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