Many people wonder "Do I have an Evil Spirit in my house?" Well, ask yourself these questions:

When you're alone, do you hear a voice saying "I will kick you in the NUTS!!!" (or if your a woman, do you hear some other, offensive thing?)

Do gloves hover in the air and give you the finger?

Do you get kicked in the nutsack (or if your a woman, smacked on the behind) by unseen forces?

Does blood appear on the wall in the form of writing that spells out a message saying "I'm gonna cut off your head and drink your brain with a crazy straw!"?

Does your bottle of beer on the coffee table hover up and tip itself , pouring it's contents, only to stop just before hitting the couch?

Do Chainsaws hover in thin air and fly toward you?

And last but not least, does the stereo turn on in the middle of the night with all twenty speakers blowing the walls away, and you go to see what's going on only to find a flying Lamp shade and two beer kegs floating in thin air, and when they stop, the kegs fly toward you and plow you to the wall!

Huh? I have no idea the point of this?

uhm... yes to all... what do I do? :eek:

I dunno. Do what I do! Run around the house, swinging a Full Metal Baseball bat around like a retard?

Stop that you might hurt the beer. Wait I hate beer. Continue...

Granamere

Is this some kind of Halloween drill?
@Whackmiester: do you spell it that way deliberately?

First: No, I was just reading an article on Evil Spirits somewheres on the internet and a whole bunch of jokes started to walk into my head.

Second: Yes. You see...wait a minute... [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] it *is* spelled with
"ei"! My bad! Thanks for clearing that up. Now, if you'll excuse me *walks toward the gun cabinet* faint voice: "Nah, too big...Nah, too small...nah, not strong enough...Ah, here it is! The colt Python! Goodbye Cruel Word! >BANG!!<

[img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] Is this how pathetic I am!? I can't even shoot myself in my own skull!? WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE!!! (by the way, I can't change the Public screen name, so I guess I'm stuck.

[ 09-09-2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

Normally no but after a couple of beers, I start hearing voices. :D

I only hear them in my head :D

[ 09-10-2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

You are just jealous the voices in my head won't talk to you [img]tongue.gif[/img]