This post goes out to all my fellow guardsmen, and prior service guardsmen.

I have a personal question.

In your opinion, what separates yourself from the regular, hum drum, run-of-the-mill guardsmen that you see wandering around Waterdeep.

I mean ... how damn Elite are you?

And make sure to speak up, soldier!

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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

Go polish my boots or something, guardie-boy
I mean, dont you have some meager thief to arrest, instead of asking your fellow below-me-creatures st00pid questions >:)
*gna gna* *MWUAHAHAHAHHA*
>:) >:) >:) >:) >:)

I agree, so watch out before i cast a spell on you that turns you into a chicken and you have to ask some rag-tag band of adventurers to go fetch you a skull so you can get dechickenised http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif.

JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

Fools! Do you really think that just because we have only posted a few times that we are less than such as you? I myself have beaten the game twice, once with a good party and once with an evil party. I quite often offer advice to new players on the board, but I only answer questions which are interesting to me. Perhaps you would be interested in meeting my maxed out sorceror sometime?

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"Cry Havok, and let loose the dogs of war!"
Julius Caesar, William Shakespeare

*Byronas enters the room and see daan and JR Jansen laughing at tehmpus*
Stop daan and JR Jansen!
We are all the same in IW! It is not the class that makes member but it is the member that deserves the class!

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[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).]

Only twice? I beaten the game several times already with several classes. Interested in giving some comments on my Sorcerer Spell List? I want feedback.

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Oooookkkkaaaayyyy. To everybody that might not have noticed, it was inteded as a joke. Maybe i wasn't to clearly in my use of smileys or anything else but it was just that, a joke. I didn't want to put him down. Damn, why is everybody so edgy lately ? And anybody who has played BG1 will understand this one.
And to Starloc : lets not get into the "i have completed the game more then you" thing, Because i have beaten it some x odd times now and i don't even consider myself an expert. I still sometimes have questions and i try to help where i can.

JR

Damned i lost cousin Jan's techno gloves

[This message has been edited by JR Jansen (edited 10-23-2001).]

Ummm lets see.... does killing kobolds and the occasional xvart qualify as being Elite? Just a thought.....http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Huzzah, the God of War hath returned. I had originally posted this thread while sitting in that arcane lair known as work, and thus was unable to defend myself for some time. I would say "luckily for me", but luck had nothing to do with it; some of my fellow alert Waterdeep Guards defended our honor when some snide, sniveling egoists attempted to break into our conversation and ruin this momentous moment! To those of you who stuck your feet in your mouths, you are under arrest! The charge: stupidity. Now if you would kindly put this rope of ensnaring around your own hands, and step into the town dragon's mouth... your trial will be complete. For only such as you would be stupid enough to do such a thing, or be stupid enough to challenge the Elite Order of Waterdeep Guards!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!



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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

I love you all !!!!
Spread LoVe EvrYone !!!!!!!!!

It doesnt matter how many times you've posted, its indeed not the title that counts ..

*cough cough- quite obviously it takes a man of great title and experience to teach these pesky micro-elites a lesson of great wisdom, but I'll leave them in their fals illusion of deficiency-complexed-happines- cough cough*
>:)
Good luck to all you super-elites, where would us powerfull beings be if you whateveryoucallyourselves wouldnt fight all those .. idunno .. flees and rats and other O so mighty foes for us, lets give a nice cheer for the guards and then give them time to prepare for their next EPIC fight with the fly-squatter
(jOkE)