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HI HI HI!

I'm so glad to be back I thought I'd bring out Cloudy's Corner for a spin!
This time around gang, it's pets and related funnies... Please add if you wish!

Dedicated to our fav forum feline...the one, the only, http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/No...-mycat-anm.gif !!!!

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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Sort of funny;

Ann woke up one morning and discovered her dog Fluffy was not moving. She brought Fluffy to the vet. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure?" Ann asked with tears in her eyes. "Isn't there anything else you can do for Fluffy?"
The vet replied, "Well, there is one more thing we could try."
He disappeared in the back room for a second and came back carrying a cat in his arms. He put the cat on the table next to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe, jumped off the table and ran back into the other room.
"Well, that confirms it," the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."
"How much do I owe you?" Ann sighed.
"That will be $250," the vet replied.
"What?" Ann yelled. "What did you do that cost $250?"
"Well," the vet replied, "it's $50 for the office visit and $200 for the cat scan."

I know a truely awful one about a zoo and a rarey if anyone wants to hear it (relies on knowledge of a certain musical/film).

Let's hear it!

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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes

Staralfur! LOL Cat scan....hehehe!

Drake..don't you just LOVE those smileys!?

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Cloudy

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

I'll post it later, when I've finished my work. It's going to take a while to type though, I really hope you appreciate it because it's awful.

Cloudy, you missed one http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/nibble6.gif

Slackerboy, awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! How old is she/he?

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