Ah, a little buit of Tool to set the mood
Anyway, the archive has been updated.. the humor section has some new stuff, including a poem by yours truly! So, if you so desire, check it out!

And what a poem too!!
Very good (very gruesome)

Wyv

Glad you liked it.. It definitely surprised them in my creative writing class. they were all writing droll love poems, so I thought to shake it up a bit

LOL!!!

It's very good!!
I may email you my newsboy song from Dahvear - it's cute in a midandevil way! Should fit on the humor page well.

Wyv

I'd like to hear it! That's what we're on about, in the story archive, a bit of originality

... and as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil: One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear; and terror possessed me then.

"These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots!"

Dude, I was JUST now listening to Undertow!!! WHOA!!!

I love that disgustipated song.. one year, in the dorms at college, I hooked up christmas lights to my speaker outs on my receiver.. so that whenever the bass hit on the "this.. is.. necessary" the lights would flash like crazy. Gathered about 4 or 5 friends, killed all the regular lights, and sat there, listening to it.. it was creepy, even during the 7 or 8 minute "cricket" part.. because every now and then there would be the faintest glow from the lights, as if they, too, were struggling to survive in the great chain of life. We were all drunk, too, so that probably helped to over accentuate our self-assumed analytical prowess.. hehe!