Does anyone want me to post more Python material? Just resopnd with requests for the show or even the movies.

Mark

did you do the parrot one yet?

do you do the movies? I liked life of Brian and search for the holy grail.

how about the lumberjack song?

or the sergeant major marching up and down the square?

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This is where to find my original thread:


http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...ML/004024.html

Did the Dead Parrot and the Lumberjack Song. Not sure about which is the "sergeant major marching up and down the square", but I'll look for it.

As for the movies I can post stuff from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, and Life of Brian. Just name a scene you'd like to read.

Mark

Do you mean Confuse A Cat?

Mark

Quit teasing and COME ON ALREADY!!!!! I need a fix.....

*sits nervously fidgeting in chair awaiting daily dose of MP*

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What would you Like DragonMage. I can produce what you wish! Your wish is my command!

Mark

Hmmm...my favorites include:

Search for the holy grail: King Arthur talking to some peasants. "I'm King Arthur" they say "I didn't vote for you"
and
Brave brave brave brave sir robin (that song)
and the Knights who say Ni' (later to be icky icky pitang)
and
John Cleese as the French knight --> Steenkin Eeenglish Kaaanigit!!

Life of Brian:

"He's the messiah!!" "No, I'm not" "The true messiah would deny that he's the messiah"

"Always look on the bright side of life"

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[This message has been edited by H. Sedai (edited 10-12-2001).]

Here goes!

Scene 3:


Repression is Nine Tenths of the Law?


ARTHUR: Old woman!


DENNIS: Man!


ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?


DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.


ARTHUR: I-- what?


DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.


ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.


DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.


ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.


DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?


ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--


DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!


ARTHUR: Well, I am King!


DENNIS: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--


WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?


ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?


WOMAN: King of the who?


ARTHUR: The Britons.


WOMAN: Who are the Britons?


ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.


WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.


DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--


WOMAN: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.


DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--


ARTHUR: Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?


WOMAN: No one lives there.


ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?


WOMAN: We don't have a lord.


ARTHUR: What?


DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...


ARTHUR: Yes.


DENNIS: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...


ARTHUR: Yes, I see.


DENNIS: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...


ARTHUR: Be quiet!


DENNIS: ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--


ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!


WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.


ARTHUR: I am your king!


WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.


ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.


WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?


ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...


[angels sing]


...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.


[singing stops]


That is why I am your king!


DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


ARTHUR: Be quiet!


DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


ARTHUR: Shut up!


DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!


DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.


ARTHUR: Shut up!


DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!


DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?


Mark

Bridge scene! Damnit, bridge scene now, no excuses...

Yes, yes!!!! The bridge scene!!!! And everything H.Sedai suggested....and anything else you have!!!!!!!!!!

*typing frenetically like a hyped-up junkie* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*