sorry but i had to post this link cause i found it quite funny.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3121/billgates.html

roleplayers and d&d players might find it worth a laugh.
blame this on win2k crashing, reinstalling it and warring with
f-d up drivers.... i needed a break and to see if i could actually
connect to the internet and remember all my passwords
again. Well, back to it. Maybe i can get this straight and get back
to playing W&W soon.