The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
by SGT Shawn Stanford

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the U.S. Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.


http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Lol!

I'd say I laughed at about 2/3 of them. Good list!

<font color=lime>Right on man! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] Great post! </font>

::has face buried in hands, hiding fits of laughter::

That was, by far, the single funniest thing that I have seen on this board for a long time. I was annoying everyone else in the house from laughing too hard :D

lol that was great, if that was real i think they would have eventually discharged him from the army for insanity or something.
Very funny anyway :D

LOL some of them were really, really good.

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ROTFLMAO
Just like Shadowhound said, That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

"I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. "

about 150 of them made me LOL :D

Definitely hilarious! Man, I just want to see the faces of some of the officers when he pulls off these things...

Simple .... "First Sergeant! Take care of this." Then find a nice secluded corner and fall over laughing!