<font color=yellow>1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.</font>
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle. Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward. <font color=yellow>2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.</font> Cause: You pissed your pants. Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom. <font color=yellow>3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.</font> Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. <font color=yellow>4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.</font> Cause: You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. <font color=yellow>5. Symptom: The floor is moving.</font> Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you. <font color=yellow>6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.</font> Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet. Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth. <font color=yellow>7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.</font> Cause: You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making an ass of yourself. <font color=yellow>8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.</font> Cause: You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. <font color=yellow>9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.</font> Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. <font color=yellow>10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.</font> Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn. Cure: Coffee and a long nap. Joke taken/borrowed from AskMen.com [ 01-26-2005, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ] |
<font color=yellow>Symptom: The "lingerie model" you picked up is wearing underwear larger than yours.</font>
Cause: You have beer goggles. Cure: Enjoy yourself, then leave quickly or risk having to gnaw your arm off in the morning. |
They are good, but it didn't make me laugh.
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lol. The first was the best.
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I wonder if Johnny get all those symptoms. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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LOL Kakero [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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:D Thanks. :D
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