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Lord Shield 05-30-2001 07:20 AM

Ok. New thread
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Caleb, one small point about paladins - they are LAWFUL good. This means that they don't just attack people they think have evil beliefs (Keldorn vs Viconia was utter b******s)
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They have to wait for a person to 'cause ill' to another person to have just cause for an attack
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For those of you new to this bar, the Order of the Radiant Heart are visiting. A while ago I catapulted some angry minotaurs into their guild and am trying to make peace (my Rep is very low at the moment - us killing about a hundred Cowled Wizards didn't help much)
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I shall block any more feathers from outside with a protective wall. Won't stop people though


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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-30-2001).]

Sigmar 05-30-2001 07:28 AM

A Gnome walks in, he is wearing golden pantaloons. The entire bar looks
at him and he utters to the bartender "Tiax demands milk........in a dirty
glass,"The bar returns to normal.

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Tiax will rule all!
Who prodded Tiax?!
Prepare to feel the mighty magical powers
of Tiax... stop laughing!
(The "wise" words of Tiax.)

Rolzi_69 05-30-2001 07:33 AM

yes.....indeed.........

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Rolzi_69 will reign supreme over all!!!!

Rolzi_69 05-30-2001 07:34 AM

hmmmmmm......

BlackAssassin 05-30-2001 07:38 AM

i am walnut hear me roar *belch*
well almost.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

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Lord Shield 05-30-2001 07:47 AM

Ice cream man are you? Just the job. I want 99s with flakes for all the hot and sweaty Paladins (well wouldn't you be wearing that plate all day long?)
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Keldorn walks in. "I see I am the second to arrive" he says, noting Tancred. LS takes him to the table. He is reluctant to relinquish his sword to Azzy but does so

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Bristowe 05-30-2001 07:52 AM

Ah yes, Bristowe, M.A., limps in after a recent incident with Mr. Entreri...An encounter in which they both receive injuries they will bear for life...
Bristowe: coupla teeth & broken leg
Entreri: is a eunuch
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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Bristowe, Master Assassin

Simon 05-30-2001 07:53 AM

Tingz, the dredded warrior, comes rushing in to the bar clutching a pillow, stops looks around and notes that everyone is sitting calmly eating 99's, so he puts his pillow down on a stool and sits down. He queries the bar tender in his over loud voice 'CAN YOU DO ME A COKE FLOAT?'

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Grrrrrrrrr!!! http://animationfactory.angelfire.co...ite_md_wht.gif

Lord Shield 05-30-2001 07:59 AM

Whatever I don't have in stock I summon from Sigil. I think cold drinks would be most welcome on such a hot day so I'll put extra chill on the beer
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LS casts low-grade Cone of Cold on beer
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"Just the job"

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

caleb 05-30-2001 08:01 AM

The paladin that charged angel is a chaotic neutral bastard that only became a paladin cause his father is the prelate shhhhhhhhh.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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http://kung_lao.tripod.com/doh.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/bread.jpg BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!


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