Do you remember that old thread on ye olde board?
Well here are a few baddies:

Pick up lines that could get you killed.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ■■■■.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.


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hahahaha Those are great.

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Balance

LOL

Excellent for the "badboy" routine! hehe, have you tried them on the field yet Vicotnik?

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Here's one a friend told me, don't if it works as I've never tried it.

-Do you sleep on your front? No, well do you mind if I do?


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How about this one,

"That's a nice dress, I bet it would look better crumpled up on the floor next to my bed".



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Feel My Power

Erm once yes, but I was dared to do so by my friends, we were all very drunk, I walked up to a girl and told her "You know what would look great on you? ME!!" My friends could not stop lauging! So she pulled a 180° turn and took me aside to a great surprise to my friends! They've never dared me into something like this again! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.

If I could be anything . . . I'd be one of your tears . . . So I could be born in your eyes (touch her temple) live my life on your cheek (move index finger lightly down her cheek) and if I was lucky, I'd die on your lips (brush her lips with you finger, then go in for the kiss).

I've had it work, anyways . . . it's all in timing . . .

BK

One that will never work, not even if the resident smoothie BK said, and got the timing right. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...es/biggrin.gif

Get your coat luv, you've pulled.

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Bwahahahaha! That doesn't even work on my wonderful girlfriend! I've tried it (for a laugh) out here in America but unfortunately am usually met by a completely blank stare. Pulled? Wha? It doesn't work quite so well when you have to explain it..


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At last, a touch of class. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

StormCloud, lurking



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